Funnest way to quit your job?

Question

Ok, so if you hate your job and the people you work with, and you're going to quit to go to a sure thing, what is the funniest thing you would do as you were leaving?
Got this idea off the Chapelle's Show after he got Oprah pregnant. The "Kiss my a$$, I quit" memo was brilliant!

Keep em coming guys! Hilarious! Best one will get the 10 points.

Answer 1

I walked out on my job, and the whole kitchen staff walked out right along with me. The place closed for 4 days, and then for good two weeks later. I was known as the pied piper of Joey Gs

Answer 2

i had a breif stint at a target once, lemme tell you, you'd think all retail was bad, no, just target, anyways it was three awful monthes of getting be littled by so called "managers"---they made
like 30 grand a year? thats managment pay? anyways one day i just coudn't take it anymore. see i was and now am, a mortgage
broker, im not saying money makes the man, but ya know what?
i will NEVER NEVER NEVER take orders from someone whos
job resume includes the foodcourt at the mall, i work really hard
to get where i am. i dont even shop at target. that place is beneath me. they had us wear red shirts and you could wear what ever, it just had to be red, mine came from neiman markus for christs sakes. anyways...........i was trying to stock the shelves or whatever they wanted me to, i finally snapped. i got
yelled for something i didnt even do. AND I COMPLETELY lost
i went on a 15 minute tangent about how above i am and they had no right even taking my application if this is how they treat people, blah blah blah, how dare they, the GALL they had to hire
me(and a few others) that were soooooo above this place it wasnt even funny. i swear to god, there was a pilot there! how
r u gonna hire someone whos in charge of thousands of peoples
saftey a year to stock the shelves WTF?!?!?!? so i continue on my rant that im above retail anyways, blah blah blah
i march into the back room and instead of just punching my time
card out like a lady, i was sooooo mad i yanked it off the wall and
before walking out i pulled a "half baked" i looked over at like 5
people, (i had attracted an audience) i point to each of them like
"**** you, **** you, you're cool, **** you."
then i march out, well , istill had the "walkie talkie" thing on.
i backed over it with my car.
if this story sounds too made up, i swear, itsreal. im actually banned from that particular target in CT.

Answer 3

When I worked at Burger King,I waited till we were sooo busy and backed up.I told them I had to go to the bathroom real quick,but I just left,walked out.LOL,I know it's mean,but it's Burger King!

Answer 4

Post card from Paris - written in French!

Answer 5

Yell your feelings, about the job, in front of the customers!
Be extremely rude to the customers.

Answer 6

Threw the key to the office and said "**** you, **** you, you're cool, i'm out" of course i coppied from the movie half baked but it was still funny as hell

Answer 7

you could fax a 2 week notice dated 2 weeks ago

Answer 8

when i worked at wal mart i got on the over head loud speaker and told all the managers to f*** off!!!
it was great :)

Answer 9

Mr. "Bosses Name" please come to my office.
wait for him to get there
I just want you to know ive died so i wont be back to work but i will take my last paycheck.
slap and run

Answer 10

This is just me, but tell your boss that you want to get him/her laid... Then volunteer.