how to insult some one without using obsene words.?

Answer 1

use reverse psychology. make him feel stupid with all your 'compliments'. he/she will feel the insult. best if the compliments are in front of people who matter to him/her or are in sync with your thoughts.

Answer 2

If someone insulted you, and you want to insult that person in return, the best way is either to smile back cunningly, or saying nothing, and not getting angry, keeping your cool, and even look like it. Remember, the one who insulted you expects YOU to feel upset, to show the signs of anxeiousness, nervousness, of being hurt. Now if you display the sign of a calmness, it will annoy him/her more than you think, exactly because he/she expects the opposite reaction from you. On the other hand also think about why the person has insulted you. Didn't you do anything wrong that contributed to him insulting you? Think about it. I believe that if there is a conflict between two people, both of them are responsible for the conflict in one way oro another. Think about what you did that caused him to insult you, think your deeds over, learn from your mistakes, and try to avoid them in the future. On the other hand, if there is a conflict between two people any problems can be resolved in a calm, peaceful manner by sitting down and calmly discussing what was actually wrong. Maybe you both have misunderstood something.

Answer 3

Increase your vocabulary. It is possible to convey thoughts without obsenities. Only people who are dumber than stones need to resort to obsenities. Do you qualify?

Answer 4

Actually that's the only way to truly insult someone w/o coming off as an idiot yourself. Review the situation, and use your words to break them down keeping in line with the issue.

Answer 5

The best insults are always the most personal. So if you know them pretty well, chances are you have enough dirt to insult them. If you can fill in the name with anyone you know, then your insult is too general. =)

Answer 6

If someone is attempting to start an argument with me, I usually say, "I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man (or woman, as the case may be!)" Either they won't get it or they'll be thoroughly insulted.

Answer 7

Obcenities are rarely personal enough to be insulting--call em what they really ARE! i.e- Lazy, selfish, boring, ugly, old, a loser ect.
In fact, nice job with the retarded question you petty mean-spirited-shortsighted un-imaginative weirdo! See?

Answer 8

you tell them unfortunatly you neither have the intestinal fortutitude nor the intellect to compare with the manifstation of bladder turbulance in which you are about to endure if you do not get out of my area of occupation. Thus causing the loss of your man grapes!

Answer 9

Talk down to them. Address them as if they are stupid or retarded. Speak about them to others as if they were not in the room. Make decisions for them on their behalf as if they are not capable of making their own decisions. And when they get angry and retalitory in their behavior, just smile and politely say, "Oh, that's OK. You will be just fine."

Answer 10

Excellent question! And I "would answer it" for you, however, your intelligence level appears to be such that would make my response nothing more than just a waste of my time!

Ha Ha! How was THAT as an example?

Answer 11

Hit them below the belt. Find out what they're self conscious about the pick on them about it. Say it's their hair...Do the old, "Hey, 1983 called...they want their hair back." Make sure you keep a smile on your face!