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Question

One train is going south at 170mph, the second train is going north at 145mph. An old lady with a green flowery kind of babushka is walking from the back of the second train toward the front at 1.5mph. She drops her bowling ball and it rolls towards the back of the train at 4.7mph, it whacks into a rather hairy midget who's holding an aardvark, he starts hopping around back and forth at 2.3mph the aardvark jumps out of his hands and bites a small albino in the left knee who jumps out the window decelerating at a rate of 25 feet per second per second... The questions is... where can I get an aardvark?

Answer 1

at your local pet store.

Answer 2

Ahhh-- I see the problem:

Aardvarks, or "lawn kitties" in Katania, are only available from old ladies with BLUE flowery babushkas, anywhere in the world. You must be careful with your approach not to insult the lady, as the definition of "old" is flexible, and you COULD get whacked in the head with a miniature bowling ball carried in a rather hairy midget handbag, as is the response from the undergraduate aardvark sales apprentices. So there is the key-- look at the size of the bag: If she's got big balls, she'll talk money...

Best of Luck with your lawn kitty...

Answer 3

The best place would be SubSaharan Africa.

However, I think I saw an aardvark running away from a train that was headed North on Mars. I know it was Mars, because he was decelerating at 25 ft per second squared, and had he been on Earth, it would have been at 32 ft per second squared (until he hit the apex, then he would start accellerating at 32 ft per second squared).

It might be on Venus.

Answer 4

Just stay on the northbound train -- it's going to Antsbane Park, an aardvark store and nature conservatory in Oklahoma City.

Answer 5

Ask the hairy midget :-)