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That's funny. They also abstain from wearing garlic necklaces and playing with guns loaded with silver bullets. It's probably the only family who lets their kids go out after the street-lights come on and keeps them from swimming in the churchs' public pool.

2006-06-08 03:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by DS2 3 · 3 0

LOL

Vampire kids are taught not to run with stakes pointed TOWARDS them. "AWAY FROM YOU," I tell them. But do they listen? No. .....Kids.

2006-06-08 12:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Cassor 5 · 0 0

no only wood steaks or a large dosage of holly water can killl a vampire and there scared of the sign of the cross

2006-06-08 10:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by I LIVE IN YOUR PANTS 3 · 0 0

They can't run with scissors facing them, either. LOL

When I was a kid, I wanted to run with steaks. But my mom told me to put them back on the table and eat them properly.

2006-06-08 10:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

From a mythilogical standpoint, it is impossible for a vampire to have children. They are after all dead. So how can a dead person have children.

2006-06-08 11:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0 0

Vegetarian kids are not allowed to run with steaks either.

2006-06-08 10:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by AfterThought 3 · 0 0

Vampire's have kids?

2006-06-08 10:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by avik_d2000 4 · 0 0

Yes and that putting garlic in Uncle Vlad's blood soup is a big no-no... darn kids. ;)

2006-06-08 14:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And that they should be in bed before 7 AM.

2006-06-08 10:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA! That made me laugh out loud. now people are looking at me funny. not again

2006-06-08 10:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by L C 4 · 0 0

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