....the best way to annoy all the God Botherers on here who lurk about in the shadows and pounce on anyone who questions their version of evolution/creation/life/death etc. They're really starting to annoy me. Yeah, yeah..may I be cursed.
2006-06-08 03:36:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I start off by saying "You have but one god and I have seven million and their skins are blue, they ride upon peacocks of Royal Amethyst and Obsidian. Their teeth sparkle with gold and jewels. I have seen their holy men fasten living serpents upon their flesh and stand, transfixed, a seed in their mouth waiting while it sprouted, a sprout turning into a tree, and the tree giving forth lustrous flowers. These flowers were gathered by virgins who tucked them behind shelllike ears. At night, scarab beetles rolled pills of knowledge into the flowers so that the virgins would wake smiling dreamy smiles and conceive children unblemished by war or death. These things are not stories my people tell, you understand. I tell you these things only in strictest confidence and when you should awake and find yourself hot with desire and longing for the land where women with eyes like turquoise and thighs like adamantine, do not mention my name. I shall deny you as Peter denied Joshua ben Helial before he was voted a God by Constantine (pagan lustfilled emperor though he was).
And then I say...almost kidding.
2006-06-08 10:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ask increasingly Satanic questions and then get into lengthy arguments about the superiority of your dark lord. To be honest anything goes really. My best way of annoying religious types is to mention that all of their festivals have pagan origins and then back it up with a few facts. Gets them every time.
2006-06-08 03:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by Jen_Greebo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When ET comes out of the closet ;Organized religion is over and done. God created the Heaven, Earth, man, woman, animals and the sun ....who created ET and ALF? Oops there went the Pope!!!
2006-06-08 05:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jon B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where are the shadows on a message forum?
You need to lay off the grass.
2006-06-08 03:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a question about The Da Vinci code. They will come running with their torches and pitchforks.
2006-06-08 03:39:40 · answer #5 · answered by teena9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do you feel the need to try and annoy us? we don't go out of our way to annoy you. we believe in peace and love. all i have to say is may God bless and keep you all.
2006-06-08 20:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by GoAskAlice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jon B - God made man in his own image.
he didn't say that wouldn't mean across the universe.
2006-06-08 06:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask your questions to exclude them specifically, " for all non-christians, etc." that's a sure way to here from them. then ask something really out there that will drive them crazy.
2006-06-11 11:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huey,Dewey and Louie are seriously displeased with you
2006-06-08 04:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them that ur satan and if they dont leave u alone then u will stop them from bein let into heaven when they pass on
2006-06-08 03:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by max b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋