Does it take so lon got ge to work? Why does it take so long to det drunk? Why does it take so long to remember? Why do I like Jagermeister? Why do I expel stale gas on people? Why do you drink? Why are you so angry? Why do black and white people fight? Why do you hit blackout? Why do I think so much? Why?
2006-06-08 03:23:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
S#IT HAPPENS
2006-06-08 03:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by doodle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes long to get work because you're not making the most of your time...leave earlier or try the bus.
It takes so long to get drunk because you probably drink too much,
It takes so long to remember because, again, you probably drink too much.
You like Jagermeister because of the high alcohol content.
You expel stale gas on people because you have a poor diet, and again, drink too much.
I'm angry because you ask silly questions.
Black and white people aren't the only ones fighting...maybe if you took the bus to work you could check out the newspaper and see who else in the world is fighting.
Blackout is....well...by now you know the answer to that one.
Be thankful that you can think so much.
Why?? Well, why not?
2006-06-08 10:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by nikki puddin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you know that Jagermeister and a computer do not mix?
Shut down your computer and go sleep it off, for all our sake.
2006-06-08 10:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Plain_Common_Sense 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. because there r traffic jams
2. cause if it took juz 1 glass of wine, ppl won't be able to sell it in posh bottles
3. cause you're not concentrating hard enough
4. cause u think he's cool
5. u juz want to
6. i don't drink!!
7. cause i have nerves
8. cause you americans juz don't mix like asians
9. cause i'm human
10.curiosity kills a cat
11.i answered WHY...
2006-06-08 10:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you are one of those people who thinks he is a philosopher when drunk. Stop drinking so much.
2006-06-08 10:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by teena9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a life big time, i think you spent toooooo much time on the computer, and know that i think about so have i, but who gives a shi.t
2006-06-08 10:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Pandora Tommorow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your record for consecutive questions?
(Uncle Buck reference)
2006-06-08 10:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe your asking the wrong questions.
2006-06-08 10:28:19 · answer #8 · answered by horserunner92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have enough people in there already.
2006-06-08 10:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by Stacy R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you slow down and learn how to spell?
2006-06-08 10:26:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stacy has the best answer
2006-06-08 10:27:09 · answer #11 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋