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Mine says: MEAN PEOPLE SUCK

2006-06-07 17:38:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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The one on my car states:

"Before someone criticizes you, try walking a mile in their shoes. Because then, you'd be a mile away, and you'd have their shoes."

2006-06-07 17:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by The Lonely Skywolf 3 · 14 3

All generalizations are false, including this one.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (This one is pretty funny!!!!)

2006-06-08 00:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by ksquared=KK 3 · 0 0

My first bumper sticker on my first car said

"So many Pedestrians so little time."

2006-06-08 03:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Mac 4 5 · 0 0

I Poke Badgers With Spoons- I seen it at Hot Topic and found it amusing, reminded me of Eddie Izzard too!

2006-06-08 01:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by hmb 3 · 0 0

I would rather hunt with Dick Chaney than Ride with Ted Kennedy

2006-06-08 00:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Lee 2 · 0 0

Support out troops

2006-06-08 12:02:31 · answer #6 · answered by redbirdred 5 · 0 0

Proud parent of a student who has graduated and moved out

2006-06-08 01:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

I love cats. They taste like chicken.

Also, back when Bob Dole was running for president:
Dole for Pineapple

2006-06-08 00:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by lala 3 · 0 0

Got Greencard!!!

2006-06-08 00:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by MelC 6 · 0 0

Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap. I know that's not nice to say but it sure was funny when i read it.

2006-06-08 00:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0 0

beam me up scotty there's no intelligent life down here

i'm going to heaven cuz i'm a democrat who wants to go to hell where the republicans have the majority

2006-06-08 00:45:46 · answer #11 · answered by whadda ya lookin at 3 · 0 0

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