2006-06-07 15:21:39 · 8 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Yeah, they are funny, but why chuck norris?
2006-06-07 15:24:05 · update #1
People use Chuck Norris in their jokes because he trained with the great Bruce Lee, and since you can't talk smack about a legend you talk crap about the next best thing, his Little trainee.
Check this joke out it really funny in a weird way:
Chuck Norris sperm count is so high he once impregnated a man.
2006-06-08 19:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saying a chuck norris joke is like saying a yo mama joke, except chuck norris jokes always end with a roundhouse kick
CHUCK NORRIS
v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers
v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ***
v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that ******* guy's neck? That's awesome.
Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.
Did you see the way Travis slapped that *****? That's Chuck Norris.
2006-06-07 15:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by Grace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tbh: I quite had no concept & nonetheless do not of who Chuck Norris is, From what I can collect I'm guessing he is an actor however nonetheless Ive not ever noticeable him on Tv. I stopped looking Tv alongside time in the past.
2016-09-08 22:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're kinda weird but some of them are pretty funny.
And to the person who answered the question after me, Chuck Norris is an actor.
2006-06-07 15:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♥iluvfoodnetwork♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know Chuck Norris counted to Infinity Twice! Did you know Chuck Norris was born before his Dad! Did you know Chuck Norris is dead but the Grim Reaper is to afraid to tell him! Chuck is one tough S.O.B.!
2006-06-07 15:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by I_Make_Movies_for_HBO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i dont get them. like i wish chuck norris was here? whos chuck norris.
2006-06-07 15:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha chuck norris is walker texas ranger and the dude who sells that exercise equipment thing on infomercials...
2006-06-07 15:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look him up in the urban dictionary. I think it's the 2nd or 3rd def that's freakin' hilarious.
2006-06-07 15:25:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋