Hi I'm a Atheist whats your favorite thing to do on Sundays?

Answer 1

On Sundays... Usually I wake up then I have some coffee. Then I usually like to have wild anal sex with Jesus. Then we go to this splendid chinese resteraunt and I order a dashing plate of plums. Jesus isn't a big eater so I order for him, usually a large platter babies. Jesus loves babies. Then we go hang out at a strip club and get drunk and suck pesky lady nipples. After that Jesus just goes back to heaven where he awaits to kill the anti-christ. And then I can't really remember anything else cuz im so stoned.

Answer 2

Watch Joel Osteen.

Answer 3

Tennis

Answer 4

I ate fried rice as somewhat one Earliest memories in Hawaii grow to be eating Poi and rice and brown gravy on condition that then leftovers have protected Rice or Spaghetti noodles and Parmesian cheese. Broccoli and beef over white rice is reliable The rice desires to take up the gravy of the topping. Kung Pao fowl or Shrimp is large over rice also. Chili is likewise large over white rice. eating rice is sensible.

Answer 5

I get up about 8:00 a.m. and go to the ultimate capitalist church there is. Wal-Mart. That time of day others are in church and the tweakers have left for the day.

Answer 6

Hi Atheist I like to clean my yard.

Answer 7

I like to stay home and bait the Church Ladies when they come to my door to "save" me.

I think you might enjoy this:

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com

(If you get tired of laughing at the bible, they've done the same thing for the "Book of Mormon" and the Qu'uran. Check it out!)

Answer 8

Sleep.

Answer 9

I like to remind myself why I'm not an atheist.

Answer 10

Watch football.