Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
and gave her a bone of her own.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50,
What a whore!
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
and sat down beside her and said
"What in the bowl, *****?"
ahhhh one more.....
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...
Jack just burnt his little dick!
2006-06-07 13:08:44
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answer #1
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answered by itty 7
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Hickory Dickory Dock, a mouse ran up a clock, the clock struck one, and the other two escaped with minor injuries.
2006-06-07 15:01:25
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answer #2
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answered by beth m 2
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Little Jack horner sat in the corner eating a xmas pie he put in his thumb pulled out a plum and said F..k I could have choked on that
2006-06-07 14:27:21
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answer #3
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answered by msn_wndy 1
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hickory dickory kok...you like to suck a lot... hickory dickory dic...u put it in my slit
2006-06-07 16:06:29
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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The cow jumped over moon,
your g/f's a poon.
Your mum's a loon
You sing rad toons.
2006-06-07 16:39:23
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answer #5
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answered by Hippie 6
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the dish ran away with the spork
2006-06-07 17:32:26
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answered by Spud 3
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