Which foods make you fart the loudest?

Question

The smelliest?The longest? The juiciest? The painfulest?

Answer 1

baked beans and brussel sprouts.

Answer 2

I find when needed drinking 2 or 3 cans of Busch beer with a bag of those gas station hot pork rinds and bean dip will sort of get things started. But if I can eat some oysters and bleu cheese on crackers too I can pretty much clear a room.

And if I have room the real kicker is a bowl of Hormel Hot Chile with beans. Of course with Cheese, raw onions and hot sauce.

Try it youll be the death of the party.......

Answer 3

The blend of beans, avocado, chili, dairy cream and tequila I usually have at a local Mex resto. Farts are really symphonic and stinky. But then there is the final pleasure, when all that chili comes out. Now that's hot!

Answer 4

Listen to me very carefully young one, as I will enlighten you:

The process of creating loud, stinky farts is one that requires much forethought and insight.........I, however, will bestow upon you some inkling of my knowlege regarding matters of this nature.................

to get some real "killer"-action, one must actually layer one's dietary intake......this is a little-know fact.........merely eating a bowl of beans will, yes, create some real cheesers, but this is, alas, mere child's play..............

Do the following:

Purchase a bag of dried pinto beans..........rinse in a colander and cook in a large pot at a very slow boil, with 1 - 2 pieces of salt pork added in for flavor.......after cooking for 30 minutes, peel and drop in one small -medium carrot, cut in half. Let the entire concoction cook slowly for about 4 hours...........while doing this, boil 2 eggs, until hard-boiled.............then refrigerate the eggs.

Once completed, consume a bowl (approximately 1.5 cups) of the cooked beans with 2 tablespoons of Louisiana hot sauce mixed in thoroughly. Remove boiled eggs from refrigerator and place on counter to allow the chill to fade (slightly warmer eggs create better fart-producing chemicals- - -but don't leave them out too long, just a few minutes............salmonella is no fun at all!!)- - -just before consuming the eggs, eat both halves of the carrot cooked with the beans, making certain to chew slowly to release all stored-up gasses. Then, peel and eat the eggs. You should drink as little as you can manage during this process, maybe just a few sips of iced tea if you can. You will, my friend, create gasses from your nether regions the likes of which have rarely been seen (or smelled) before.......enjoy and don't blame me if you get run out of town.

Answer 5

French onion dip createst the stinkiest!

Answer 6

Fermented food?

Answer 7

Beans of course!

Answer 8

and the rest rox;

'the more you fart the better you feel
so lets have beens with every meal'

Answer 9

beans broccli(dont no how to spell) and crab cakes as seen here!!
lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaDYr284SUk

Answer 10

ice cream