I want to go to Sturgis...?

Question

to work for the event.
Hubby says, NO WAY, 25 men for every 1 female...I'm going to work, not 'dance'? How do I deal with his insecurity?

Answer 1

I can't believe this! Hippie....you promised me that there would be no problem in your going, what happened? All the permits are in place for the combination tattoo, massage, and toy shop we all talked about. Hell, thought the ole man was coming along, what's with that? To think I put everything on hold for this. You know the plan was for you to do the massages, your ole man to sell the 'toys,' and me to do the art work. We even had the name picked out 'San-Ippie' Island. This is the way to let me know you can't go! Shocked here, really let down, very depressed.

Answer 2

You should respect his wishes. I would say that if he is willing to go with you, that would be great. I have been to Sturgis four times and loved it! It is a bit racy for a lot of people, but if you are a gal that is someone he can trust, there are a lot of people that go work out there that don't fool around on their spouses. Good luck with this!

Answer 3

You COULD try being polite, honest, and understanding. Here- it's easy...
Next time you see him, knock him over his head with a fire extinguisher and remove your shirt. Wait topless until he awakens. Make sure those things are INCHES from his eyeballs when they creep open. (Men are much more attentive and vulnerable under these conditions) Slowly move to where he sees your smiling face-- and then-- knock him out again!
The next time he comes through, you'll be holding that red canister of doom right above his head, and before you can swing at him again, he'll stop you with something like this- *waiving hands frantically* "NO WAIT!! What do you want??? I'll give it to you!!!!"
And you can respond with an evil, angry grin- lips hardly moving- "I'm going to earn some extra money for us!! *growls* And since you won't let me go to work at Sturgis, I have to go sell Amway products in Kansas! I'll be gone for a few days! *growls* This is NOT NEGOTIABLE!!!! *louder growls* What IS negotiable is whether or not you want to go with me just to make sure I'm not F***ING any of my potential customers!!! *insane blinks* ARE YOU COMING *eyes wide open, heavy moaning breaths* OR STAYING????"
His thingy will turn inside out and he'll beg for you to go- without him.

Answer 4

Tell him you are going to a self help seminar so you can become a stepford wife. Then there should be no questions asked. Plus you could tell him it costs $500 and you will have some extra spending money. Just watch out for the MILF's gone wild camera crew. You would hate to get busted that way.

Answer 5

Your hubby sounds like a BORE,,,,,,,, tell him this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and it IS a small business youre operating there. Offer to let him go with you, or use some of the bucks youre going to earn to hire him a babysitter named "Bambi" GEZZZZZZ why cant we women have any fun just because we are married?> HEY HIPPIE?????? wanna go on a girls night out with me at some dive bar?> Just watch no Xlax gets set in your drink from the jealous witches around.

Answer 6

Been there done that and have a t-shirt,and Have went to couple more,if he goes that would be better!,cause u probably will have to many others hitting on u.( If hes not there)But if u are your own woman and can take care of yourself GO,then u will have to face the consequences when u return home, have u thought about that?If u love ur spouse....what will he be doing while your gone?????

Answer 7

She is talking about the biker rally in Sturgis,, alchohol drugs and loose sex,, if you value your marraige then he is being pretty straight up with you about the consequenses of your taking off to the rally.

Answer 8

Make him go with you...trust me once he sees all those half nekkid women around him all the blood will leave his brain and he wont think straight anymore and you can do what you need to do. If that doesn't work..promise you will use some of the wads of cash you will earn to buy him a new big screen tv..that always works with mine :-)

psstt.....is there room for a redhead in your line of "work"

Answer 9

Hubby-schmubby... ya can't miss *****' Sturgis, Man!

Answer 10

come on hippie...i'll go with 'ya!!! i haven't been to a biker blow out in ages! we'll sell tickets to the wet t-shirt contests, and the weenie bite contests! he is wrong, there is probably almost the same number of women to men!!! take the hubby with us, turn him lose, let him look at boobies, and me and you will "MINGLE". WOOHOOO!!! i can't wait to do some mud wrestling....!!!!