2006-06-07 11:15:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My name is Tongue-Ado. I can twirl my tongue so fast that the wind it creates turns into a tornado and then cleans up all the naughty females within a 10 mile radius. And you got me fired yesterday, you owe me one.
2006-06-08 06:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Bent 5 · 9⤊ 6⤋
Well I went to Super University for 5 years and have a Master's degree in scanning horizons and upholding justice. My previous jobs included: millionare with mansion and cave with a butler, working for a newspaper company, and photographer for the Daily Bugle. I specialize in: driving a batmobile, being dark and mysterious, bad acting, flying, heat vision, super strength, I have several talents that involve spider webs, jumping, spidy sense and crawling walls. I will not be able to work under conditions that involve kryptonite. I hope I can be an important asset to you company.
2006-06-07 18:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by songbird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a body immune to any sickness, I can jump higher than a typical house, I have a third sense about danger and know how to act accordingly, my best asset is that I am a father.
2006-06-07 18:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by tazzz6413 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm faster than brie cheese melting in the microwave, more powerful than a speeding, rabid hamster, and able to differential equations faster than a Down's syndrome child with and abacus!
Go me!
2006-06-07 18:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by jihad_against_muslims 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a dazzling amazon who is keen at martial arts, sword and arrow. I wear a pendant in a weird shape and whenever I touch it I transform into a beautiful and powerful puma.
2006-06-07 18:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by super_sexy_amazona 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooops! You have exceeded quota.
I am a human, I am invaluable therefore, how could you hire me?
*just kiding, I dislike superheros*
Katerina
2006-06-08 03:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by katerina c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i play six musical instruments, can stay up all night on caffeine, plus i have the added benefit of looking unsuspicious and innocent. AND the fact that i have the supreme ultimate powers of a narrator/writer. in my worlds, I have the power to make ANYTHING I WANT happen. >:D muahaha!!!!
2006-06-08 03:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by Alex the Anachronistic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can clean up the mess you or your superheros leave in a blink of an eye.I'm Super-Cleaner at your service.When do I start?
2006-06-07 18:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am able to withstands large amounts of verbal abuse and not cry about it... I do require to be near a wall at all times however. Preferably not brick, something soft like drywall.
2006-06-07 19:25:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can fill confident arch nemesis with a sense of doubt that they really arent that great through a series of sarcastic remarks
and slowley lead them to the desicion that they should off them
selves quielty in the corner
2006-06-07 18:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a force Field like no other. And the whole invisible thing.
2006-06-07 18:18:25 · answer #11 · answered by The Invisible Woman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋