what should I do? I have been having realy vivid flashbacks and all I want to do is drink coke and eat doritos....what should i do?
2006-06-07 11:11:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Dude, you're only feeding into their plans for you. Don't you know the aliens use that hole to implant chips in you because no one wants to look up there?!
The chip is just brainwashing you to get you to buy Coke and Doritos to fuel their Anti-Semitic Paraplegic Zionist Naked Mole Rats for a Homosexual Jewish Cantaloupe Nation conspiracy!
Fortunately, though, there's a solution. The cream filling in twinkies is actually composed of billions of nanobots designed to seek out and destroy the chip, and the artificial coloring in kool-aid is their prime fuel source, so you seriously just need to snarf twinkies and kool-aid like there's no tomorrow until the urge goes away.
2006-06-07 11:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by AndiGravity 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Consider yourself fortunate, when I was abducted I was returned without a behind..............although I did have the Coke and Dorito thing going on.
2006-06-08 07:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by donutmiddel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink doritos and eat coke, you got screwed.
2006-06-07 18:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by fastsaf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call agent Mulder.
2006-06-07 18:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mary Contrary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And what, pray tell, have you been smoking, or drinking, or sniffing, whatever it is, you need to stop it!
2006-06-07 18:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by jewel of the nile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait nine months!
2006-06-07 18:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by mikah_smiles 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell em to probe your mouth next time
2006-06-07 18:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by el.tuco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you were obviously talking to them out of the wrong end ..
2006-06-07 18:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by frid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO WITH THE FEELING, TRY CHEETOES AND ROOTBEER. BUT STAY AWAY FROM CHEEZEY POOFS...
2006-06-07 18:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stop doing acid.
2006-06-07 18:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by mattcr_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋