And I am. I was wondering if anyone has any "comeback lines." For example the comeback pick up lines:
Guy: Hey can I have your Number?
Girl: Yeah, it's in the phone book.
Guy: Can I have your name too then?
Girl: Yeah, that's in the phone book too!
I dunno, i just want a comeback line if someone makes a short joke about me. I have a good self-esteem, i just want to be funny/ make the person stop by being baffled. THx
2006-06-07 11:01:12 · 6 answers · asked by Arthur 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
Why even diginify them with an answer? Being a short person as well I understand your plight but you know what does being short/tall really matter in the grand scheme of things? Embrace your height my friend and anyway it is being vertically challenged not short.
2006-06-07 11:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I am super tall and everyone makes fun of me for it but it has it advantages, I am sure being short has it's too. Just say something like," your momma didn't worry about me being short". That's what the guys do around here. They turn everything on your Mom. I no it is crazy. Your question was confusing though. I dunno if you are asking about being short, the joke about the phone book, or a comeback for short jokes told to u so I helped you I was confused though so give me some slack if I sound really stupid.!
2006-06-07 18:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
screw the comebacks, kick the crap out of em. The three best fighters i know r short they are quick on their feet and u can duck a punch easier! unless u r chubby too, then forget it.
2006-06-07 18:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Along with being short, just pretend you're hard of hearing and smile at them. Their humor will be lost.
2006-06-07 18:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by folklore 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least when I fall down I don't have far to go.
Good things come in small packages.
At least my mother taught me manners.
2006-06-07 18:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"You're just jealous"
at least i can tie my shoes without bending over!
2006-06-07 21:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋