I'm trying to class up the neighborhood, should I use a even or odd number of pink flamingos in the yard?

Answer 1

if you need flamingoes to class up your neighborhood then i think that you should use
5 pink flamigos
4 blue gnomes
3 yellow plastic flowers
2 pink cadillacs
1 partridge in a pear tree (preferably Danny)

Answer 2

Well in floral arranging I always use flowers in multiples of threes. So with pink flamingos I would use the more the better rule. You can make a flamingo fence, surrounding your property.

Answer 3

Use an even number, and don't forget those garden gnomes too, and the silhouettes of fanny farmer in the garden too, maybe some of those windmill lookinmg things that clatter and roll every time the wind blows, also you may want to invest in some cinderblocks to place several rusting pickup trucks on. And don't forget the tires turned inside out and used as planters, nothing exudes class like a firestone tire growing petunias.

Answer 4

Three flamingos will probably get the picture of your yard on Better Homes and Garbage. Five definitely will.

Answer 5

Pink flamingos are a thing of the past. You should move on to upsidedown milk cartons, or better yet stake down plastic bags on strings so the wind can blow them around like a wind-mill.

Answer 6

well it depends on the pattern you use, of course! i think you should go with like a flying V of flamingos, therefore making an odd number because youll have a pair for each except one odd extra leading the pack at the front tip.
extra classy.

Answer 7

lol you should actually do like 1/2 like 7.5 or get creative and maybe have 7.34. Its alot of fun destroying that one. We did this as a community event. We all had our lawn chairs out on the front porch and duck tape in hand. After we all went down to the crick and some ice cold beer to drink... Its fun

Answer 8

odd. nothing in nature is even. However, you might want to try putting a few other creatures in the mix as well. Penguins, butterflies, windsocks these also have the same effect in poor white trash neighbourhoods. I don't suggest car part sculptures though. these might be too avante guarde

Answer 9

Who cares? Just put as many as you can, whereever you can. Flamingos on the roof are especially high class.

Answer 10

I wouldn't use any pink flamingos. Now, one of our neighbors planted some flowers in a toilet in front of her house...that's somethin'.