what are some really mean things to do to your roommate?

Question

my roommate is the biggest dick in the world. i'm not going into details but i'm so fed up with him. i've already scrubbed his tooth brush in the toilet and put laxitives in his drinks. he's bullied me too far and i can't take it anymore

Answer 1

On warm nights that my roommate was out for the evening, I'd turn ON the lights in his room and turn OUT the other lights in the apartment, and crack a few windows. Soon, all kinds of bugs would be swarming his light fixture. I'd be sure to set all aright before he got home: turn off his light, close the windows, shut his bedroom door.

Then I'd laugh & laugh inside when he complained about bugs buzzing all night while he tried to sleep.

The beauty of this is that it gives you satisfaction without doing any real or lasting harm.

Answer 2

Well you could wipe your balls on a face washcloth you hang in the bathroom and hope him or a friend of his comes to use it when visiting him. I did that one once because I knew I was gonna be moving out a week later and as luck would have it the nasty prank did work in the end.. on a visitor who was a friend of a mean ex-roommate of mine. If I had to stay there a long time after doing such a prank like that than I really wouldn't recommend trying it.

Answer 3

Wow that is really mean. How about instead of petty pranks, just outright tell him that you don't like him and start looking for another place. Or suggest that he leave. Doing things like toothbrushes in the toilet is petty and immature and won't solve anything in the end. Trust me, I hate one of my roommates (all of the other girls do too) but we aren't resorting to that. Instead we have reported her because she was stealing our things and informed authorities because she brought drugs into our home. If anything like this would apply, contact a higher power, such as the landlord who might kick him out.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to stick this *****'s toothbrush in the toilet, but it's not right and it won't correct the situation. So I think the best way to deal is to have head-on confrontations, report him, and if there's other roommates besides you, join forces to ask this guy to move out.

Answer 4

Well.. being the youngest in the family, I had to fight dirty. Leave the milk sitting out overnight then stick it in the fridge for him to drink. Smear white toothpaste on the toilet seat (make sure you don't sit on it!), take labels from a can of tuna and glue it on a can of cat food tuna (take old label off first). I don't know how far you want to push this but there's many things you can do. Put cat urine (getting it is up to you!) in his cologne, there's always putting the dead animals in his bed while he's sleeping. Road kill and garbage bags for that one, or plant drugs on him and call the cops. worse yet, call his mother.
Good luck getting him out.. I'd have suggested sleeping with his girlfriend but that might get you killed.

Answer 5

hmmm.... let me think. Screw his girlfriend, put shaving cream on his hands so that when he wakes up in the morning and touches his face, he'll smear it all over. Try bleaching all of his color clothes. Go and get some snakes from a garden and put them under his bed. You should also spit in his soda or drinks. Put warm piss on his blankets. Sike, no I'm just kidding, don't do these things! lol!! I don't know. I haven't really dealt with any bully situations myself, but have you tried to talk to him about how you feel? Or maybe you should try and see if you can switch rooms with someone else. Or get HIM to move out.

Answer 6

Take some caviar or something that smells horrible when it starts to rot, and put it inside of the curtain rods all over the house, or if you dont have a curtain rod somewhere no one would look to find it- in a corner or inside of something I am sure you can find a perfect place. And move out! Trust me the smell would send him crazy, especially if he wouldnt be able to find out where it is coming from - and you wouldn't have to deal with such a dick!

Answer 7

Seran Wrap the toilet. Put peroxide in his shampoo. MOVE OUT. Post picture of him in various embarassing positions all over the net on various sex sites (easypic and picpost are totally anonymous). Crisco the floor of the shower. Get rid of all of his shoe laces. Starch his underwear.

Answer 8

go buy a fish from the supermarket then stick it between his mattress and box spring he will start to stink real fast, or take the take out ketchup packet and put them under the toilet seat so when he goes to take a **** he'll squirt ketchup all over his clothes and legs and other parts!! but most of all HAVE FUN!!!

Answer 9

REALLY MEAN THING? Please dont take my advice if he is older and stronger than you. But if he is younger,just go extra length to let him meet you making love or kissing his girlfriend in that same room.Never show remorse afterwards.And be ready to be on the offensive if he utters a word.This is really a very mean thing to do. BUT...PLEASE DONT DO IT.LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF.Your love towards him may change him for the better.you never know.Byeeee.

Answer 10

First of all toilet and the tooth brush is rude. pee in his bed or something