How would you describe the male genitalia using no anatomical/scientific terms?

Question

Please include in your analysis the scrotum, testicles, shaft, and glans penis. Thank you.

Answer 1

scrotum: rounded and soft, fleshy,pliable sack .. ugly but fun to play with
testicles: inside the rounded fleshy sack are two egg shaped lumps that move around, firmer than the sack yet not as hard as an egg
shaft: directly above the rounded fleshy sack protrudes a tubular shaped ( can i say organ?)fleshy object that can be very soft and feel almost like the egg shaped lumps in firmess, or can become elongated and very hard.
the glans: atop the tubular shaped object sets a helmet like fleshy growth, slighly larger than the rest of the object, with a slit down the top center from which fluid comes out...
thanks I don't think i have laughed more...in days!!! good luck

Answer 2

it is the thing that males use to inflict pain and give pleasure at the same time ;)

scrotum: it is the cold balls hanging at both sides of the stout and long banana looking thing!

glans penis: it is a strange looking thing that has a small hole that spits a lot of hot, sticky fluid

Answer 3

i heard it described as bat and balls, nards, people calling them pet names, when i talk to little people i will say the middle area because of the location on the body, so the kids can't say i say any thing about their private parts. i forgot private parts is another way to describe them,

good luck with this question

Answer 4

tube steak and a side of new potatoes! LOL

Answer 5

Do not dry clean.

Answer 6

its ugly and wrinkled when soft and slick and ugly when hard

Answer 7

either you are gay or really a obsessed person...

Answer 8

Water pistol.

Answer 9

FRANK & BEANS

Answer 10

bat and balls!