The Resume of George W. Bush
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
--I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol.
--I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
--I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
--I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
--I ran or U.S. Congress and lost.
--I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
--I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
--With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
--I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
--I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
--I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
--With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
--I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
--I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
--I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
--I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
--I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
--I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
--I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
--In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
--I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
--I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
--I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
--I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
--I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
--I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
--I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
--I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
--I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
--I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
--I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
--I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
--I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
--I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
--I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
--I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
--I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
--I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
--In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
--I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical bunker Buster," a WMD.
--I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
--All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
--All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
--All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
**And I Think The US Constitution Is
Just A "GODDAMNED PIECE OF PAPER
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
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2006-06-07 07:24:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Gore and Kerry are out then.
Did you go to college? You ever have a beer in college? Maybe go to a party or two? I'd rather a leader who is real than one who "didn't inhale" so to speak.
He has a hard time with English? Guessing you've never heard him speak live, in fact I'm guessing the only real evidence you have are the one line soundbites. If someone would record your every word for eight years then go through and only pick out the dumb things you said how would others judge you?
I don't like the man because of his policy and the fact that in spite of controlling both houses the GOP has failed to curb the massive government growth and excessive spending.
2006-06-07 14:21:06
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answered by mymadsky 6
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It won't fly! You would eliminate most of the front runner in both parties. anyone with a "C average" has enough sense not to want the job. I think the President of the United States should be interviewed and tested by Qualified Human Resource personel/ A back ground check both criminal and financial. If they pass then they should be allowed to run for the office. During campaigns, No notes or written answers to questions will be allowed. All answers will be answered without prior knowlege and without notes or advice. Cameras will show body language and a close up to show them sweat. Only then will debates begin and the same rules apply. One debate per week , without more than 4 hours notice from Sept to Election day.
2006-06-07 16:19:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Dear cantcu or whatever you call yourself. President Bush made better grades than Kerry. Only two intellectuals were ever in the Whitehouse Kennedy and Roosevelt. The President is not stupid at all, you and other liberals just want to make him out to be.
2006-06-07 14:16:09
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answered by toughguy2 7
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Actually, as much as I think Bush is an imbecile, I'd have to say no. I myself went to an ivy league school and I have to say, its not easy. If you went to the University of Wyoming like Cheney and get a C-, well then something's definitely wrong. However, I seriously doubt that Bush got that C- on his own. Just as I believe in President Rove.
2006-06-07 14:21:48
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answered by Pitchow! 7
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At least his GPA was higher than Kerry....and Gore dropped out of some backwoods college....
Lincoln never went to college, Truman stuttered and was a horrible speaker. Then there was Carter.....nuclear physics for his degree and an absolute failure in all categories, including selling out Israel so he could get a legacy.
btw......georgie has a masters from harvard as well, and got a decent gpa in that pursuit.
2006-06-07 14:14:29
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answered by lundstroms2004 6
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Well by that Al Gore and Kerry would have need kick out before Bush. There grades were lower than bushes. Look it up.
2006-06-07 14:15:30
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answered by Anonymous
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EXACTLY!
I really wish we had someone that was well spoken and more intelligent for our president. I hate it that the rest of the world is laughing every time Bush is on TV. He is a puppet.
I didn't mind Clinton.. I don't care who he is screwing.. that was totally Hillary's issue and none of my business.
On the other side (party)of things I'd have voted for Colin Powell, I think he is a very common sense guy.. and we need more of that.
2006-06-07 14:35:55
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answered by Elizabeth 3
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I think the basic qualification should be that the brat should be a human being;which I am sure lot of polititions are not..including son of dady bush.
2006-06-07 16:46:01
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answered by Anonymous
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no,
education doesn't necessarily reflect one's ability
and andrew johnson never went to school, and was illiterate until his wife taught him
2006-06-07 16:02:42
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answered by 0000 2
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