10 points to the most entertaining answer.?

Question

When did the war between star wars nerds and trekkies begin? Who won?

Answer 1

a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, there were these two nerds, Milton and Ernie. See, because they had no social skills and were socialy inept, these two induvidulas had a lot of time on their hands. And like most dorks, they subsituted girls and friends
for imaginary characters like Dr. Spock and JAr JAr Binks. These magical new friends would talk to them and they were able to
jack off to princess lea so this magical creation worked well for
Mr Ernie and Mr. Milton. Some more time passed by, and wouldn't
ya know it? They nerdy duo began to bicker back & forth about
who's nerd-fantasy was cooler. this, by the way, is pretty much an oxy moron;debating wich one is cooler. Ernie argued that Dr. Spock could kick anakin Skywalkers *** any day of the week, and Milton thought princess lea was a cheap whore, concieved from a middle eastern prostitue named "Cherry" who began her illustrious career as a victim of a child pornogrophy ring that went horribly awriy. anyhoo, alot of mud slinging went back and forth for a conderable amount of time, and finally, like an orgasam, Milton couldn't take it anymore, and began a slander campaign
on Ernie; calling pizza places and having 50 pizzas delivered to
Ernies house, impregnating Ernies mother and beloved dog. Selling cocaine and pot plants to Ernies 11 year old sister, ect.
Ernie would not take this lying down;or standing up for that matter. So Ernie decided that an atomic wedgie and ONLY an atomic wedgie would do. Meanwhile, A young fellow nerd named George Lukas was reading "dork weekly" and saw an article about an 11 year old that had really really good pot and blow and had a drug ring set up in her playhouse. High Times was throwing her a party, So Mr. Lukas went to the party to see what the hype was. Turns out there really indeed was this 11year old and her brother and brothers friend were in the background
giving each other atomic wedgies. George was curious and awstruck by their ambevelance of the whole matter. I mean, what 11 year old has really good smoke? Hell, I'm 25 and alls i get is
schwag. anyways Mr. Lukas jotted the whole thing down and after
editing some things; i dont think anyone wants to see an 11 year
old pot dealer, except for me, he came up with star whores
but later changed it to star wars. He sold the other story to some other dork i cant name, and he made "star trek"
there, thats the story gimme my friggen 10 points

Answer 2

The two cultures used to stay far away from each other until one day there was only one RISK board, and many nerds. The Star Wars nerds busted out their plastic light sabres from disneyland, and the trekkies did the finger thing. War broke out over who had the most right to never get laid. Now they boycott each other's pocket protector stores, and even refuse to sell tape to fix glasses. When will it all end? oh the humanity.

Answer 3

well this war began long long time ago in a place far far away.....until the treckies beemed over the stars wars nerds to there time frame so that they could take the pwers of the force away from them. The star wars people already knew of the plan because the force told them, so they were able to block the treckies from the take over.

Answer 4

It's like a squabble between brothers and sisters...as soon as they co-existed it began and among true nerds/trekkies it will never end.

Answer 5

It bagan in Toledo when both booked a convention at the same Sheraton. The hotel ran out of Kleenex which started a fight.

All died virgins in minimum security lock-up.

Answer 6

it started when star wars first came out. it looks like indiana Jones won since hes the only one still makin movies

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Won??? You mean the war ended?

Why wasn't I notified?

Answer 9

Who cares .

Answer 10

Long ago, and far, far away. Nobody won, they're all losers. :)