Would you rather own a midget, or an eight feet tall giant and why?

Answer 1

A midget, you can use them as feet rests or portable tables.

Answer 2

Obviously, this question isn't meant to be an ethical debate on whether or not owning a human is okay. Relax people and have a little fun. I would want to own a giant so I could get piggy back rides and have a body guard. However, I am looking at this in terms of having a friend, not a slave. People ARE people, after all...

Answer 3

I'd rather own the receipt to the jail cell all you bigots should be locked into. Midgets and giants are people. They cannot be owned.

Answer 4

well you a know what they say about big feet and hands. I would own a giant midgets scare me.

Answer 5

A midget! Midgets are cool and I could use some for the church I'm starting. They don't eat much and can sing really well.

I would let 'Curious' be his humorless boyfriend on wknds.

Answer 6

A midget ... they would eat less and they would be very useful for getting stuff out of cabinets and from under tables and such.

Answer 7

If we are now into the idea of owning people (again) I would rather have the giant because then I'd have him stand as my bodyguard.

Answer 8

eight feet tall is not very tall for a giant.
So I get to choose between a dwarf or a retarded giant?
Geez...let me think they're both such a catch.

Answer 9

midgets and giants are people--not pets

Answer 10

If you are talking about human beings...you can't own either.