What is the cutest/funniest thing your child has ever said or done?

Question

My 4 year old told me that he wanted to be a Nascar driver, and daddy did too...so we need TWO Nascars, one for him and one for daddy.

Answer 1

Maybe not very funny to others but I went in to stiches... My son is 8. When he was 7, and his sister 13, sister attended an all girls school who, at the time, were delivering too detailed sex education which I sort of objected to. Talking with my wife about it in front of my son, I said something like "I am not too happy with the sex detail that J.......... is getting at school"... My son immediately fired... "DAD, HOW CAN J. BE GETTING SEX AT SCHOOL IF THEY ARE ALL GIRLS !!!?????"

Answer 2

I dont have a child. What is the cutest/funniest thing your child has ever said or done??

Answer 3

my 3 year old nephew & i were reading a kids book & i asked him to read he says "umm it says i gotta go and use the potty like a big boy and go to school and build you a house" so i ask him when he is going to use the potty and not dipers he tells me "tia, if i take my diper off then you will see my balls, and i dont want you to see my balls, so i just wear my diper, because i am a big boy!!" i thought it was soo funny, maybe you just had to be there to think that it was funny!!!!

Answer 4

last night my 3 year old son kept getting out of bed and i told him, " you better get back in bed and stay there or i'm gonna bust your butt!" and he said "but mama this is all just a big mistake!" and one time he was in the bath tub and his little thingy got a peepee wood and he said "mama! its broken!"

Answer 5

my daughter when she was 3 and we were in the grocery store checking out she said "... mom, I went CACA." I was so embarassed.... I can laugh now but at that moment I was beside myself.

Answer 6

Wasn't my kid, but a friends kid said, "Look! God crayoned all of the trees!" when it was autumn.

Answer 7

someone farted, and my son said, tear your britches up

Answer 8

mommy why are you sqeching dady