2006-06-07 02:25:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
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2006-06-07 02:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a bus driver was doing his last route of the night. he sees a nun on the side of the road and stopped to pick her up. When she got on the bus, she sat right behind the driver and the driver started to drive. Then the driver heard the nun say" i like to experience sex before i die". The driver looked at her in the mirror. Then he heard her say "i must die as a virgin so i must take up the butt". Then the driver said "o.k.",and kept driving. The driver heard the nun say "i must die sinless so i must not do it with a married man". The bus driver said "no problem im not married". So he pulled the bus onto a back road and went to the back of the bus did the deed, and he went back driving the bus. Then the nun sits right behind the driver again. Then the driver said "sister, i have a confession im married and have 3 wonderful children". then the nun says "i have something to confess also". " my name is Bob and im on my way to a costume party".
2006-06-07 02:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by party_2_hearty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i can do all theese animal laughs and impressions, but youd have to hear em... well heres the impression typed of my home ec. teacher, and the capitals mean shes like yelling, she has mood swings...uhh..
good morning class! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! ok.. today were going to make COOkies! (does these wierd hand motions, thumbs up) were going to stir the batter (does motion) plop it on the trays (does motion) put it in the oven(does motion) wait, (does motion) eat (does motion) and clean up! (does motion) theyre reallly yummy!!!! (rubs tummy)
MATTHEW SHUT UP!
LAUREN STOP IT NOW!
keep in mind her boice is like going up and down and squeeking and cracking the whole time!
2006-06-07 02:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! When I was 16 and started driving..my mom wanted me to go and drop off this package for this lady up the street..and I got to DRIVE the car by MYSELF!!!
When I got done delivering the package I got back in the car and sat there waiting to leave...GUESS WHAT??? I was sitting in the backseat..OMG talk about EMBARASSING!!!
2006-06-07 02:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by froglick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one trick. laugh a fake laugh on your own and then youll laugh an unfake laugh. trust me, helps anytime Im sad.
2006-06-07 02:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by AsiH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a group of pototoes are hanging out on the street corner.....How do you tell which one of them is a hoe????
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She is the one with the handbag that says I-DA-HOE!
lol, hope this made you laugh
2006-06-07 02:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by privatelynaughty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee i dont no if ur a girl i can make u laugh so hard u will wet ur pants if ur a guy well i'll make u laugh so hard ur get hard in ur pants
2006-06-07 02:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
say what... anyone who can make you laugh is a keeper
2006-06-07 02:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by xox ~Delicious Sweet Pea ~ xox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only 2 person can make you laugh. Your no. one enemy and yourself...
2006-06-07 02:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by ecyyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only you can make you laugh. How? Just look at yourself in the mirror!!! Ha ha ha ha ha...funny isnt it....ha ha ha ha (joke only). :D
2006-06-07 03:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by cernad06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes "clop clop clop clop clop BANG! BANG! clopclopclopclopclopclopclop"?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
2006-06-07 02:27:47 · answer #11 · answered by kanajlo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋