2006-06-06 23:20:04 · 13 answers · asked by kitttylisa 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
what did a blonde say when she walked into a bar?
that hurt!!!
2006-06-06 23:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would love to cheer you up, but I can't think of any jokes at the moment.
I also have the problem that if I try to hard to cheer you up, then angel will crack my skull.
Oh here's one for ya:
This Frenchman called over to England and asked if they wanted to come over and visit France.
The English didn't want to be rude and tell them their country stinks, so they said they were busy but if the french wanted to come to England then it would be OK.
The Frenchman said I would but I have no way across.
So the clever Englishman (the English are so clever) smirked and said, "I know, I'll turn on a really bright flashlight and you can walk across on the light beam."
The Frenchman replied, "you must think I'm stupid to fall for that.Once I walk halfway out, you'll turn the flashlight off."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
2006-06-07 01:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bloke goes into a supermarket and buys:
* one tin of beans
* one bag of crisps
* one pack of burgers
* one tub of icecream
* one cake
* one yoghurt
* one pint of milk.
He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.
The bloke says sarcastically, "Yes. However did you guess?"
The girl replies: "You're an ugly bastard."
2006-06-06 23:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by emmi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless
2006-06-06 23:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Georgina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and place pea's around it; when the bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!
2006-06-06 23:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Rattlehead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so a man pays a 10 doller hooker for sex the next day he finds out he has crabs,so he gos back that night to the same hooker and says"you gave me crabs." so she replies "what do you expect for 10 dollers Lobster?" LOL
2006-06-06 23:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
husband called her wife frm an idea phone
but call goes to another woman
and they got married
so moral of the story is "AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR WIFE"
2006-06-06 23:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by fazi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
2006-06-08 02:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a dead baby float?
First you need a big jug, a tub of ice cream and a dead baby...
2006-06-06 23:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by nagaqueen13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I"ve got one....Hope it helps some
QUESTION:
Why do women rub their eye balls in the morning after they wake up?
2006-06-06 23:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by trex1ok 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋