wacky ideas, malicious deeds, atrociously nasty things that you can ever think of to leave a nightmare for your workmate when he comes back.
2006-06-06 20:11:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
See if you can totally switch offices...like the day they are supposed to come back...then the very next day have them switched again.
2006-06-20 12:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by skye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide the keyboard to the computer, get an old one, and make it look like you cut a hole in her/his desk top with the keyboard cut in half.You know , part at the top, and the other part underneath. It would look like you really screwed up the whole computer.
The posty notes are a good one. But you have to make sure your boss is in on this also, you don't want to get fired yourself.
If they have pictures in the office, take out the real one and make copies. Then cut out the faces and put animals in them or something else that you might think of. Put the frames back with the modified pictures in them. Say how cute there kids are. Or if it is a woman, and she really looks like a dog, put a dog picture in. Or if the husband acts like a wolf, put one in.
Tell them you have an easy button, and that it really works. If they press it, something comes down only on them.
Put glue in the seat, but something that won't smell.
One thing though, why are you wanting to do this? Did they paly a trick on you and you want to get them back? Just becareful that it doesn't back fire on you.
2006-06-21 03:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Goose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get about 10 bags full of confeiti (spelling?),put it all above her desk in the tiles....have it rigged with fishing line so when she sits down it all comes down on her...or even have it rigged to go off when you pull the line...works everytime....
completely rearrange her desk/office...i mean everything...but try and keep it all together just have it all rearranged....like put the computer on a table or the fax where the computer would go...just be immaginative...
and if you rearrange her office tell her she has to give it up for some crappy one...wherever the worst one is in your building
get a fake spider (preferabally a taranchula) and tie it to some fishing line...when she sits at her desk drop it right by her head....(make sure to talk about a serious spider problem in the office first) be creative...
have a person call her pretending to know her husband (make sure hes in on it) and make her say things like ....i cant believe hes married...i have been seeing him for 6 months...its best if it was in person...like a freak meeting...make her say things like " man i meet such a great man,he does this he does that,and she says i hope he leaves his wife soon so we can get married...then when the (co-worker) asks who he is she simply says (his name) and then let it go from there....that would be great!!!
tell her that she can go ahead and take about 2 more weeks of vacation...tell her she is suppose to take personal leave so she wont be so grouchy...then tell her they are traing someone else in her job and her services wont be neede for a while
tell her you are pregnant and so is " " by her husband and you both want child support...
i have more even better ones but id be here al night
2006-06-10 02:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well place prawns in a discreet area, like the back of a drawer, only problem is that this smells everywhere.
Hide files
false messages about something important he/she forgot before they left for holidays
unplug their computer and hide the cord
a letter on their desk telling them they are fired when they return.
I'm having a mental blank right now.
2006-06-07 03:19:18 · answer #4 · answered by having_a_blonde_day_lol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Wrap every thing up in news paper as if it were a gift.
2 Wrap every thing up in aluminum foil
3 Put post-it notes on every bit of space available
4 Tape the opening of the cubicle closed and then fill it with packing peanuts
Just a few!
2006-06-20 16:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by marndogg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toilet paper the room and wrap everything in Tin foil.
murder scene in the office. caution tape and chalk drawing of body. fake blood stains and a few officers standing around the day they return from vacation.
2006-06-21 00:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bundle up all his pens or pencils and then use masking tape and go around them ten / twenty times. For the rest of the stationeries (stapler, eraser, etc) tape them all under his desk.
2006-06-07 03:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by Hiei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change all of the letters around on the keyboard. replace all pens and pencils with crayons. there is this website and i don't know what it is called but i know you can get to it from bored. com that has like 200 funny things to do to your coworkers/bosses, their really funny. good luck!
2006-06-14 02:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by mo-z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a realtors for sale sign on their lawn, leave fake messages on their voice mail, call their hotel and tell them you are management and there were complaints of bed springs bouncing too loud last night and ask if they could keep it down at night. ect
2006-06-07 03:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a piece of fake **** in their drawer
2006-06-16 16:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by boy_jam_arch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋