I need a good monologue for my drama class, preferably funny, but anything will do, any ideas?

Answer 1

www.whysanity.net
- is the best

www.monologuearchive.com
-is also good

http://www.monologues.co.uk
-a bit old fashioned, but still good

Answer 2

A baseball player kneeling in the on-deck circle. He's wondering out loud if he's going to be sent to the minors because a new hot shot rookie has been called up to the big leagues, and they both play the same position. The baseball player in the on-deck circle is wondering if this might be the end of his career. He's so distracted he's not paying attention to the game. If you want to read someone's monologue read MacBeth, "Life is a walking shadow. A poor player that struts and frets upon the stage and is heard no more..." I think it's in Act V Scene II.

Answer 3

do Lorenzo Saint Dubois's audition for the part of Hitler from the movie The Producers (the original one made in the 60's)

Answer 4

draw from something that has certainly passed off to you. in step with hazard gained a stunning recent (like a clean domestic dog), or an quite undesirable day in college (undesirable acquaintances or try), combat with family contributors. be sure the style you felt and then describe it.

Answer 5

do Mary Roach's stuff from the Reader's digest
It's first person and perfect and funny. Your audience can relate to it more as well.
http://www.rd.com/openExpert.do?contentId=18927&contentCategoryId=322

Answer 6

Try Shakespeare, "As You Like It" has some rather funny rants.

Answer 7

try macbeth - out damn spot out!

Answer 8

make it up just ramble

Answer 9

anything by jerry seinfeld. they will pee their pants.