One of mine would have to be: "Marge you intergalactic hussy!!"....LOL!!!! I want good one's!! no "DUH" or "eat my shorts" I wont something the yokul would say!! come on PEOPLE!!!!
2006-06-06 14:17:44 · 20 answers · asked by sweet_dulce_me 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
GOOD ONES!!! GOOD ONES!!!
....but give me some more!!!
2006-06-06 16:30:47 · update #1
Ralph: "My Cat's name is mittens"
Ralph: "You choo choo choose me?"
Homer: "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Lionel Hutz: "Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Homer: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Homer: "Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Pork chops?"
Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal".
Homer: "Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal".
Homer: "There's your giraffe, little girl".
Ralph : "I'm a boy".
Homer: "That's the spirit. Never give up."
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Homer: "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Marge: "HOMER!"
Homer: "I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening."
2006-06-06 14:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by sxgoddEss 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My favorite isn't really a quote but it's the monologue from 1990's Treehouse of Horror when James Earl Jones does Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven".
That is the best episode ever.
2006-06-06 21:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by pipi08_2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ralph Wiggum: Hi Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm learnDing!
2006-06-06 21:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
2006-06-06 21:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one ws when mel gibson was talking and he went " hi every body" and docter nick was the only one hoo said " hi mel gibson
that was a good simpson episode
2006-06-06 21:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oakely doakely
2006-06-06 21:19:31 · answer #6 · answered by deputy0216 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, my favorite just reflects my attitude... "mmmmm.... donuts... (and then that drooling sound I can't figure out how to spell LOL)"
2006-06-06 21:20:20 · answer #7 · answered by opalescent_angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao I know it's the usual but I like when homer says" why you little...." then choke the hell out of bart.
2006-06-06 21:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh!
2006-06-06 21:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jonay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
2006-06-07 03:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋