man, i hate no-shows. mmm, better sacrifice another goat. eh, better upgrade to virgin, but where can i find one in this modern day? & what kinda virigin? how 'bout i go lazy, & just burn something from "virgin records".
but back to the point. satan's not at my party, & to think, i spent all that time creating such a lovely invotation for him. & i thought jesus was an ***. at least he sent a crusty old man in his place. i swear, if buddha stands me up, i'm not going to hold any more celebrations for religious idols any more...wait that reminds me. i still need to send out visnu & allah thier invotations! any of you feel the same?
2006-06-06 13:45:52 · 9 answers · asked by niggerthehedgehog 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
OH, you are sooooo wrong...I have arrived and I care not for what I see. I have my sights on all the Christians here, for I have found them to be the easiest to capture (they are already filled with so much hate that I can promise them anything, especially killing all gays) that they will sign their souls over in a minute...and many already have today. G. Bush sold out years ago for eternal popularity. Hey! 25% ain't that bad! And if you think I am seriously bad on 666, then just wait until 12 12 12....I really get going then.!
2006-06-06 13:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 7⤋
haven't you heard, at exactly 6:06:06(seconds or around then) about 6 babies were born around the world. one of those babies was born in Europe and they named him Damien after Demon. he is the anti-christ; the devils son. just as mary had jesus this woman had the devils son.
2006-06-06 20:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by will2will 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste....
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name....
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game.....
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint....
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
2006-06-07 05:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.. wouldnt you figure nothing would happen today.. i mean.. is there any record of anything happening on 6/6/1906?
2006-06-06 20:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious bro, but you obviously didnt visit Hell, Michigan. Satan showed up and that mother------- can drink!!!!!!
2006-06-06 20:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by doggdoc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that it. thank for the two marks.I am a great listener.
2006-06-06 20:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by Somebody that no one loves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not 1000 years yet! lol!
2006-06-06 21:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by dmt479 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not quite yet
2006-06-06 20:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by JULIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its all Bull****
2006-06-06 20:51:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋