Both God and the Devil are equally lenient on letting the tenants of their kingdoms party. They both get loud, and they both have a crazy time, the only difference is the next day. When you party in heaven you wake up the next day feeling refreshed and lovely in a beautiful white bed. You are wearing a clean white robe, and when you roll over next to you there is a smiling lover that looks like an angel (and maybe is if you're lucky). After a night out in hell you wake up with cotton mouth for sure. You're still in your sweaty clothes and they reek like smoke and spilled drinks. Your masacara is smeared all over your face and your shoes are still on. You have a pounding headache and can taste vomit on your tongue. You roll over on the bathroom floor that you fell asleep on and realize you're late for a really important meeting.
2006-06-06 12:02:27
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answer #1
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answered by lynz 3
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Anyone who thinks Hell is a party is completely ignorant to the purpose of Hell. Hell is nothing more than TORTURE. If you went to any place with hot women and men drinking and having sex all the time, that would be pleasurable. Hell is not a place where people go to engage in more sin, It's just where you get punished for it. Even Christians know that. Do you honestly think that Christians would care about where they were going if both places involved parties?
2006-06-06 18:58:44
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answered by ? 3
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Hell has the wildest parties... but after attending one, I'd love to go to heaven, lie on a cloud, have a bit of manna, and unwind. Then back to the party...lol... that would be fun.
2006-06-07 10:11:19
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answered by * 5
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Heaven is full of the kind of people who have to leave a party before it can let its hair down.
You don't think the description of 'the demon Drink' is a coincidence, do you? He owns The Hellfire Club, on Pandemonium and 3rd. And we all know the Devil has the best tunes - Harpsong or rock and roll, you choose!
Come on down, the Hellfire's lovely!
2006-06-07 07:19:11
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answered by mdfalco71 6
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Go ask the the Angel Soft tp guy he'll tell you they never run out up in heaven because the great cornholio is in hell and alll the tp is gone so u have to use your hand
2006-06-06 19:58:55
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answered by hawkeyejames1000 2
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Hell definitely has the wildest parties! Heaven has "cocktail" hour.
2006-06-06 19:49:47
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answered by ? 3
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All the good music is in Hell and the good drugs too, Heaven makes me think of school discos that are over before 9pm
2006-06-06 19:10:51
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answered by citalopraming 5
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Hell would probably have the most interesting but think of what your punishment would be for having all that fun. Nothings free in Hell. It all comes with a pretty steep price!
2006-06-06 19:03:43
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't think they throw parties in """""HELL"""""
I think the parties in """"HEAVEN"""" aren't that wild, they're probably like the ones you had as a kid with a tablecloth of your favorite cartoon, punch and a caravel cake, pin the tail on the donkey and presents
So I think you should live it up """""DOWN HERE ON PLANET EARTH"""""with the excstasy and dancing dry humping and uhhh and occasional Tommy Hilfiger VS. Axel Rose brawl
2006-06-06 19:03:38
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answered by Meowmixtape 4
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I'm already in Hell, going to Heaven would be my choice
2006-06-06 18:57:17
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answered by Muse1984 aka MayaRose 4
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