are you a freak?

Dude, yes. I'm tha fu*king freak-ness monster. I was born (illegitimate) at freaknik back in tha day. I have @nal sex with chicks in my Darth Vader voice-changer helmet, and make them lick yon royal meat sceptre clean when I'm finished. I yell at passing pedestrians behind the sound-proof glass of my car windows and pretend not only that they can hear me, but also that they make wise-@ss responses, which infuriates me and causes me to rant further, getting into imaginary shouting matches with them while I cut off or aggressively tailgate other motorists. I dance alone to no music at the laundrymat while I wait for someone else's clothes to dry, which I then pull out of the dryer and, feigning bewilderment, tell everyone around "These aren't mine!" at which point I throw the clothes all on the floor and run out of the place as fast as I can screaming "Oh my God - THE BABY!" I compulsively steal my friends' movie rental cards and when I go in and it shows they have a late fee, I argue as rudely and loudly as I can with the manager, claiming that I never rented such-and-such, and then, when the fever is pitched as high as its going to get I calmly pull out MY card with my license, tell him "Use this one then," and don't say another word until after I've been rung up. I send myself hate email to my Yahoo account from my MSN account, all of which gets forwarded to my Gmail account. I could go on, but its time for my weekly Foreskin Anonymous meeting and I just can't miss it.

2006-06-06 14:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Yes, because i love everything Disney, and collect everything Disney including my 250 Disney Pin colection.. I also love everything and anything that has to do with cartoons and animation I'm a big Nightmare Before Christmas and The Corpse Bride, and pretty much any Tim Burton Filck, Fan. I'm a woman, and i don't like romance flicks or romance novels. I love PS2 games, Kung-Fu flicks, comedy and action flicks. But i love Flip -Flops, painting my nails, and the usual womanly stuff.
Oh, and i forgot i make my voice sound like a chipmunk....You wouldn't think it when you'd see me, but i am a freak...in a good way...lol ;)

2006-06-06 15:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by cartoongrl78 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Just call me Freak-A-Zoid!! LOL!

Yes I really am a freak! Just a regular Jeckyll & Hyde!

Well, after 11 tattoos - the ink got to my brain therefore making me a freak!!

2006-06-08 09:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

I'm a freak because the voices in my head said I am :)

2006-06-06 15:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by Muse1984 aka MayaRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Sometimes I am! :S

Sometimes, I think Evil! And that freaks me quite enough.

Not always like that, but occasionally I think about doing some Evil stuff, or think of unbelievable thoughts about people, life and everything around me, even God.

That's pretty Freaky to me!!! :S

2006-06-06 12:37:21 · answer #5 · answered by Pinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

ya i am such a freak mostly known as the anime freak of my school that is pretty much my school life reputation

2006-06-07 20:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

I'm a freak cause I'm "freakishly hansom"

2006-06-08 04:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by drawmaster12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

i don't know about being a freak but i guess so youll have to know me

2006-06-06 12:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by monapepper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

you're the freak.

2006-06-06 10:30:22 · answer #9 · answered by Eric51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

yes b/c everyone says i am.......kjf krhg jkrhg kg?

~are you a freak?~

2006-06-06 12:43:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

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