2006-06-06 10:17:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
10. Still married to Laura
9. Laughs at stuff which isn't funny
8. Can't complete a sentence
7. Waves at anyone, because he thinks there is a crowd of people
6. Goes to his ranch to de-tox when it gets really bad
5. Can only read children's books
4. Needs "extra time" to prepare for difficult situations
3. Visits the soldiers because they promise him some "good stuff"
2. Planned the war perfectly and into every detail
1. Thinks he is actually appreciated
2006-06-18 12:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by doctryluv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Iraq War
2 Donald Rumsfield (refers to as Rummy!)
3 Condaliza Rice
4 Repeat DUI Mt Biking Accidents
5 Slurred speech
6 Friendship with known boozer Party Boy Carl Rove
7 That strange dent on Airforce One's front bumper
8 Empty vodka bottles behind cabin at Camp David
9 His throwing the Ozzy "Sign od the Devil" at the last Inaugeration
10 He is a Rupublican. You have be drunk to understand their platform.
2006-06-19 04:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by ScarMan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 the way he runs the country 2-he is awake 3 gets our men home to stay 4-listens to his peers opinion*on topics 5 gas prices 6 still in white house 7 don't speak without chucking his head to see who is looking 8 spends money like water 9 pen happy 10cant wait to finish to get another one
2006-06-14 18:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by takers dreamcatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10.His office light burns past Laura's bedtime
9. He has a locked desk drawer
8.He has a chaffuer 24/7
7.He still stutters
6.Cheney loads his gun for him
5.Calls George Sr. "Daddy" at press release
4.Refers to Jeb as his "bubba down south"
3.He mows the white house lawn at 3 a.m.
2.Falls asleep during Blair speech
1.Calls C. Rice "cuntoleeeezzzzaaaa"
2006-06-06 10:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Top #1 answer is:
He must be holding his farts in when he drinks, because they travel up his spine into his brain and that is where all his shitty ideas come from ----(how to run a country)
2006-06-18 17:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Mama Mia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10---president who
9- he thought he was bill
8- only 2 more years of this
7- jenna did
6- its fathers day cheers george
5- nothing else to do
4- sick of the gas issue
3- what gas issue
2-thought he would try somehting new
1 it is free on air force one
2006-06-18 17:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by debbie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
am i the only one getting tired of hearing about his guy? I dont like him anymore than the next, but jesus christ were stuck for another 2 years and i dont think i can handle any more gay jokes.
2006-06-20 06:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by xstephenx2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 07:19:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are only two signs.
1. He is awake.
2. His lips are moving.
oh, and tnkstnkrbll? Its spelled MORON you moran.....
2006-06-19 22:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He thinks that entering Iraq was a great idea!
2006-06-20 08:03:53 · answer #10 · answered by Swordfish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋