top ten signs you won't be graduating again this year?

Answer 1

Never went to class.
Never paid for class.
Never register for class.
Never been to college.
Can't come up for 10

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Answer 2

1-you were present for roll-call, then at the first distraction of the teacher you skipped out the window.
2-The McDonald's down the street has you as a regular for breakfast every morning and are thinking of using your combo ideas for a future promo.
3-You skip class so much your mom knows where to find you and doesn`t even bother with the principal calling her anymore
4-Teachers automatically know you will not show up and therefore just skip you when asking by name list.
5-You only show up at a few classes you like, and other teachers leave you messages with those teachers that you do see in class.
6-You don`t have the slightest idea what time recess is at...your on permanent recess all day long anyways
7-You know the school better than most janitors, teachers, general staff and maybe even more than the architect that designed it, granted, your all over it except in class.
8-You could provide better escape routes than the ones currently in use in case of an emergency.
9-The guard at the gate prefers to let you walk out the front gate rather than watch you risk your neck jumping the back fence.
10-Your not sure whats gonna happen next your, but who cares? You have an incredible tan!!!

Answer 3

10. On the last day of school your teacher says goodbye by saying "See you next year!"

9. You go to see you guidance counselor and she asks,
"You still go here?"

8. You witness your teacher changing the shoe polish on the back of your car from '06 to '07

7. You suddenly become intimately acquainted with a big black guy named Bubba who always seems to wear an orange jumpsuit

6. Out of the blue you begin to receive information about how to obtain a GED every day.

5. Your recruiter tells you NOT to pack your bags

4. You receive a congratualory note saying that you've been chosen to be a freshman mentor next year

3. You get the "Not all people are cut out for school" speach... AGAIN!

2. You sit through the whole graduation ceremony and your name is never called

1. You're a captain on the Duke Lacrosse team!

Answer 4

10. You're always reminded that's it not called 'high' school for 'that' reason.

9. You take the SAT and they give it back.

8. You order your class ring and Josten sends your check back with a note "Serious purchasers only"

7. You thought the Louisiana Purchase was a college draft pick.

6. "Detention" is your 6th period class.

5. All your seats read "Reserved Until 2013."

4. Class averages are higher when you miss your tests.

3. The realization you've never taken a test.

2. Your diploma is in an envelope marked "do not open until ... never mind just do not open"

1. You overhear this conversation between your parents and the principal:
Parents: "We haven't seen a 'C' or 'D' on any of his report cards"
Principal: "That's true ... but you haven't seen any A's or B's either"

Answer 5

1. You failed your classes.
2. You never opened a textbook.
3. You don't bring a pen or pencil to school and see nothing wrong with it.
4. You perfected staring at the teacher like you are paying attention.
5. You don't know to raise your hand in class.
6. You come late to your classes after wandering the halls.
7. You figured out how to use the guidance counselor to get out of going to class.
8. You do so badly your teachers don't bother calling on you.
9. Your parents are not even in contact with your teachers b/c your teachers think you are hopeless.
10. You never learned anything from failing last year.

Answer 6

1) You're the only boy in the 5th grade who shaves.

2) You're parents are moving and leaving you the house

3) Your teachers invite you to have lunch in THEIR lounge

4) You are 2 years older than the Principal

5) You are the only kid in the 8th grade with a driver's license

6) When you take an aptitude test, the teacher has the answers already filled in and just has you sign off on the paper.

7) You're friends already have their second job.

8) Your voice changed in the 2nd grade

9) You have a girlfriend that fills a 38D Bra

10) The clerks in the stores call you SIR.

Answer 7

10. You've just been awarded the best customer of that bar or internet shop for never failing to go there in 5 consecutive years.

9. You think you missed your classes yesterday but actually it has been years.

8. your younger brother whom you are older by 15 years will be very happy you will be classmates next year.

7. Your father who wanted you to become a lawyer now only wishes that you finish elementary.

6. everyone in your section is already planning for the graduation ball and you're not invited.

5. Your teacher sent you a text greeting you "happy graduation" only to recieve another saying "sorry, wrong send"

4. you become popular in school for garnering the most impossible grade to date a negative 100%

3. Everyone tells you "try and try.......... until you die!"

2. you went to your psychic and vividly described your future 40 years ahead but when you asked if you are graduating, they said... thats way beyond my psychic ability.

1. of course everyone is greeted happy graduation except you.

Answer 8

1. U have failed in the exams.
2. u have be dismised from the collge
3. u must have cheated in exams
4 u may have faced an accident and were not able to ateend the exams .
5. u were not well .
6. some stike in the colage and so exams were not held.
7. colage authorities culd not provide u with proper admit card and other documents.
8.u were unable to attend anyone of the exams due to some serius reason.
9.ur papers got misplaced its not always but can happen.
10.but of course if u dont write anything in urs paper then for sure u cant pass.

Answer 9

10. Bookstore won't buy your books back, they just laugh and say "You'll need them next year"

9. They reconsider when they see that they haven't been used

8. School decides to be generous and offers you a tuition cut as you are their "Best Customer"

7. GPA for last two semesters = average blood alcohol level on a weekend night (.03)

6. You can recognize the bartenders from each local pub from 100 yards away. In the last week of class you didn't recognize the teacher until he stood up from behind his desk and started lecturing.

5.Teachers start jokingly qouting Tommy Boy to you "Lots of people go to school for 7 years...."

...der...can't think of any others, and gots to go

Answer 10

5. Your principal says "you ain't graduating".
4. Whenever you mention graduation, the entire faculty breaks out in hysterical laughter.
3. Two words-failing grades.
2. The registrar has sent you a confirmation reserving your seat in school for next year.
1. The No Child Left Behind Law has an exclusion in it written especially for you!

Answer 11

10) Your bank statement shows purchases from the liquor store from Sept.1 upto June 1.
9) You have worn down the buttons on your Playstation controller.
8) Your locker hasn't had anything in it all year and now you forgot the combination
7)When you show up for Science class,the teacher asks who you are.
6)You study for your exam ,but then realize it's easier to smoke weed.
5)The only math you know is the scores of the hockey game
4)You're cheating off the guy beside you,but he's finished his test and playing Sudoku.
3)The only 100% on your last report card is the line that says this paper is 100% recyclable
2)Your parole hearing is denied again
1)You read the newspaper and your name is in the obituaries