I drank a lot of coffee this morning; as a result my bladder is acting hyperactively. This last trip to the urinal, I started unzipping my pants about 5 feet from the washroom, and continued walking towards the door. By the time I got to the door and opened it, I had prematurely whipped out my schlong. This was an error in judgement on my part. Usually the washroom is empty; it is very rare for someoone to be in there. However, this time, my boss was washing his hands at the lavatory, whilst I was standing there with my weiner pointed towards the ground ready to serve as a conduit for the urine I was about to excrete. Things got really awkward really fast. My boss told me to leave and never come back to the office again for indecent exposure, as it looked like I was just showing him my willy. Do I have a lawsuit for false advertising?
2006-06-06 07:47:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
he might have a lawsuit against you for your false advertising...he was obviously disappointed with what you had to offer!
2006-06-06 09:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by kk 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you scared him!!
2006-06-06 14:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by bchill22000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope ---stupidity is just your answer!
2006-06-06 15:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by golferwhoworks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋