Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family. 2. English-speaking bureaucrats for all services I might need. 3. All forms need to be printed in English. 4. My kids should be taught by English-speaking teachers. 5. I need a Mexican driver's license for easy access to government services. 6. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. 7. In case the Mexican police do not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure the officers speak English. 8. I also want a nice job without paying taxes. Thanks a lot!
2006-06-06 06:59:38 · 7 answers · asked by ehwrealdeal 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
dead on. i couldn't have said it better myself. you did, however forget the foodstamps. you'd better demand free food as well, because you have had a long hard trip sneaking into the country, you're going to need some free food, and you're going to need it now.
2006-06-06 07:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by hippieguitarist420 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
EXCUSE ME! Just because YOUR ancestors happened to arrive through Ellis Island, doesn't make them legal immigrants either. Ellis Island was nothing more than a medical facility to warehouse the hordes of poor white trash trying to make a better life for their families until they could be examined for disease.Nearly half of the people arriving through Ellis were fleeing the law in whatever country they left. They let through thieves rapists, murderers, serial killers, prostitutes, and nobody asked MY ancestors if they wanted more people on our land, making us sick and raping our women, You just kicked us north and south of the border and now that some of us want to go back, you dare tell us we are not worthy. At least the people wanting to go to america these days are willing to work for a living, unlike the ones arriving at ellis island150 years ago who expected 160 acres and a mule the minute they stepped off the boat. American greed and racism still amazes me!
2006-06-06 09:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It wasn't Bush who gave all this stuff to illegals. There were other people in office (Clinton) when this stuff was going on too.
2006-06-06 07:02:52 · answer #3 · answered by a.fricker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank kennedy and kerry for wanting the hispanic vote and all the present and past presidents now we need to boot them all out of our country. let us know how your trip goes!!
2006-06-06 07:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by Sheridan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this before and it's funny.
2006-06-06 07:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by kathy059 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea nice wish i'll take it
2006-06-06 07:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've seen this before. it is kinda funny though. :)
2006-06-06 07:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by snowfreeze3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋