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no do you have a bump on your head?

2006-06-06 05:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by chartneck 3 · 0 2

See, that is creepy. I've always been afraid of the monster under the bed thing. When I was living at home there was no space at all because I didn't have a frame. Just my mattresses on the floor for this purpose.

Now I'm in college and I can fit a dresser under my bed. There is a lot of room down there and is creepy. Recently, my roommate's sister was here and one of them was sleeping on the floor. My hand was hanging over the edge (if I was awake, it wouldn't have been) and she reached up and grabbed it.

Scared the hell out of me.

2006-06-06 12:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Zoer 5 · 0 0

I didnt see you but i heard you. You really need to get that snoring problem sorted out. You'll never get a nice woman to sleep in the bed with you, with that racket going on.

2006-06-06 12:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by cleofox32 5 · 0 0

Yes, but thankfully my boyfriend didn't. It was torture trying to pass you the cookie recipe without waking him. Next time I do NOT recommend tickling my foot with a feather to wake me, you almost gave the whole thing away when I started laughing.

2006-06-06 14:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Actually now that you mention it, I did notice a rapid noise of squishing and moaning.

OMG, was that you masturbating again ?!?!

C'mon now, thats why I brought you that open mouth blow up doll of your own to use

Next time use "Peggy" instead of sneaking into my room

Sheesh!

(And no we can't shake on it........I know where your hands have been)

2006-06-07 13:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by ????? ? ????? 4 · 0 0

I didn't feel you get out of bed ; )

2006-06-06 14:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by cc 6 · 0 0

No, but if you are astral travelling, choose another destination.

2006-06-06 12:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by jmmevolve 6 · 0 0

not at all
you're good
i just give you food and drink, and you'd be quiet

2006-06-06 23:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by poison ivy 6 · 0 0

I thought i smelled something.

2006-06-06 12:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by snakeman11426 6 · 0 0

Did you like my jammies?

2006-06-06 12:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by jrhod263 3 · 0 0

Which dust bunny were you?

2006-06-06 12:28:12 · answer #11 · answered by world_gypsy 5 · 0 0

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