2006-06-06 03:03:25 · 16 answers · asked by Mean Mr Mustard 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Missed nursery
2006-06-06 03:07:46 · update #1
there was something up the hill, from outa space i think, and the force pushed Jack down, being the man he was he said no Jill I will check it out first, you use your cell and call Sckully and Moulda, he then said beam my up Scotty but alas, Scotty was not there, the outaspace beings were so angry they roared and the force pushed Jack down, he fell and broke his "crown" which really was a radar thingie so Jill could not call Sckully, she decided to deal with the outaspace thingies and they roared again, but the force was weak, so she realised that she would have to fall down as Jack did to make him seem like a man, you know, so she rolled dowdn the hill, and remembered jack skipped breakfast that morning.
my version. apparently all nursery rhymes are being rewritten like humpty dumpty...its "too violent" yeah right!
2006-06-06 04:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Or maybe it was the other way around. Maybe Jack enticed Jill up the hill to get a little hmm hmm. Poor Jill couldn't believe Jack was being so forward so she pushed Jack away and he tripped over the pale he had no intention of using. Little b*****d got what he deserved.
2006-06-06 10:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by staple remover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!
2006-06-06 10:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot ot take the pill and Jack came down with his daughter!
2006-06-07 11:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by lizzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you are all wrong it went like this. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a daughter.
2006-06-06 10:11:12 · answer #5 · answered by Bertie the mod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could look at Jills fanny,
Jack went down and come up with a frown,
Coz Jills a f*****g Tranny!
2006-06-06 10:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by goody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Jack enticed Jill. When she pushed him for being fresh, she slipped and fell. Poor Jill.
2006-06-06 10:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by misnix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill
each had a dollar and a quarter,
jill came down with two and a half
they didn't go up for water.
2006-06-06 10:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jack was clumsy and out of spite pulled Jill down along with him to avoid the embarassment.
2006-06-06 10:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess jack pulled jill closer 4 a kiss,
some thing jill would always luv to miss,
so she pushed jack away,
but silly jack held her all the way.
2006-06-06 11:06:53 · answer #10 · answered by kitty pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋