I am Spencer Hollander. Yes, *the* Spencer Hollander. My professional name is "StrawberryGash". I dance, sing, and am world famous. I'm a genius on multiple levels. Just within the last 3 months alone, I've been featured on the covers of; Teen People, Page Three, The Economist, Popular Mechanics, Tango, Brad's EZ Crossword Puzzles, Atomic Scientist, Le Monde, Time, MAD, and LOOK. As the #1 ranking tennis professional, I am currently in negotiations with Wheaties. I am the most famous person in the world. I'm rich, extremely beautiful (like a super-model), and have baffled psychologists for years now with my command of knowledge. I can be seen in one Tru-valu commercial after another. I'm descended from royalty, and am next in line to sit in the throne of The Kingdom of Denmark. All people in Copenhagen know who I am. Amsterdam too. I did solve pi. My fame is legendary. I got mobbed at airports, and everyone knows who I am. I invented the Chess tactic "The Bishop's Pass". I'm famous.
2006-06-06 02:36:14 · 26 answers · asked by StrawberryGash 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I am trying to upload my photo now but am having tech problems I know will be solved soon. I hope my secret is safe with you guys. My HP officejet 4215 all-in-one doesn't seem to want to deal with captures. ??????????
2006-06-06 03:22:25 · update #1
You guys will never get it. First off, I *am* all over Google, Yahoo!, etc. those who claimed they checked are lying. Put "spencer hollander" in the search box of any engine and learn the true meaning of fame. so I looked a bit forward, so what? you better get used to hearing about me. I keep names too.
2006-06-06 05:30:19 · update #2
OH GOD! IS IT REALLY?!! I FUC*IN' LOVE YOU, SPENCER! Wow... THE Spencer Hollander... I don't believe it... I've seen you in like 30 movies!! Wow!! Is it true you also know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I've been trying that one for years... [sniffle]. :-p
Remember me, future queen of Denmark... for I shall be...
the future RULER OF THE WORLD! Mwahahahahahaha!
Hehe... StrawberryGash is such a dirty name, though... hehe... my pervert side is acting up again... shut up! don't tell the world! don't worry about it! nobody knows about the voices...
nobody...
o_O
I know about bishops pass, though... its when a bishop tries to make a pass at you... you punch him on his jaw so his tongue gets caught between his teeth... :-) hehe, the blood is funny. :-D
Wheaties taste like a$$. :-(
2006-06-06 04:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by masterdeath01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was quite entertaining...perhaps you really *are* Spencer Hollander!! *squeals and faints*
*gets back up* We are so lucky you decided to grace us with the knowledge of who you truly are Spence, mind if I call you Spence? No? Good!
So Spence, what else makes you so amazing? There must be more? How are your politcal and religious standards? You know that is big when it comes to the uppity-up in society now a days...How are you going to spend the holiday today? (06-06-06; just in case with your busy schedule you forgot what day it was)
Anyways, wish the best to you! And can I get an autograph of your dog? Thanks!
2006-06-06 02:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by Houseki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may have seen you once on Popular Mechanics, but the name doesn't ring a bell. Success in the future and keep up the good work. :)
Suggestion: calm down the conceitedness a little as you can tell by your responses. Build up the Blog page and history with photo.
2006-06-06 02:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ron 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must have fell of the face of the planet, 'cause I've never heard of you. You can't solve pi, trust me there is some guy in a mental ward working on that right now. I even googled you and nothing. Bye
2006-06-06 03:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by tyingtobenice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, never heard of ya, so u can't be that famous, and second of all, if u were trying to download a photo, it'd be from yahoo or google b/c ur not really that person and u'd have to steal a pic from one of these sites...so if ur who u say u are, post a picture of you sitting at home, and this can't be any picture that's similar to the ones on yahoo or google...only way u can prove it..i'm ain't believin ya yet...sorry.
2006-06-06 09:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥HOOTERS GURL♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not famous you are just a wanna be star that can never be so give up the hope and dreams of becoming a star and get a real job ! ! ! Maniac
2006-06-06 04:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by jadarob10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st: i've never heard of u in my life.
2nd: the fact that u actually posted this just so u could brag. that is just sad.
p.s wheaties??? not a good company to pretned to be doing a deal with. no one's gonna care if your face is on the cover of a cereal box.
2006-06-06 02:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never even heard of Spencer Hollander, so you can't be THAT famous.
And I work in Amsterdam, so I am afraid you need to take a new "do-you-know-me?" poll in Amsterdam.
2006-06-06 02:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have been living on this earth for 14 years and i never heard of you. so if you are so famous, everyone in here must know about you but, unfortunately nobody knows about you. I'm so sorry.
2006-06-06 19:51:00 · answer #9 · answered by Green Tara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe you are spencer hollander, if you are, you are stupid! I also never ever ever heard of you before!
2006-06-06 09:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Londontown! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋