2006-06-06 01:40:50 · 22 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The small, sweet-looking, quiet girl climbed the bell tower one last time. The memory of her final customer fresh in her mind. "What does that mean? Buy one Get one free?" the man had asked of the girl. The concept of a weekly sale had eluded him. "Is there something wrong with the meat? Why are oyu having this kind of sale?"
The sweet girl had just smiled. It was only the two hundred and forty seventh time someone had asked het that same question that day. What was a girl to do?
She paused at the top of the bell tower, gazed down on the unsuspecting customers below and screamed with all her might
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT MEANS, STUPIDA$$!!!
IT'S BUY ONE AND THEN GET ONE FOR FREE!!! FREE!!! FREE!!"
2006-06-08 10:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by Just Gone 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it has happened to me. I find it an interesting analogy because of my situation. All of the drinking I did in the 90's and the drugs I did in the 80's has left me with only one brain cell. It's OK, the little tropper chugs along really hard to keep up with the WAFFLES, TASTY WAFFLES, COVERED IN SYRUP all the extra work he has to do, but when I'm tackling a tough problem I sometimes lament I've got one brain cell left and this situation is getting on it.
2006-06-07 00:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the male symbol is supposed to have the arrow going upward to the right, not the left. Your avatar is getting on my last nerve! So mirror image that phuquer, will ya!!!
2006-06-06 06:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by Question Monster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my last nerve (which is the sciatic BTY) has been stretched and used as a trampoline for years. i just like to think one fine day, it will snap,and the A55holes who keep jumping up and down on it will fall to their deaths. slow, painful deaths that will take so long to finally find sweet release that it gets on THEIR last nerve that they are still breathing.... oh sorry, i was daydreaming.
2006-06-07 00:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by deb in ohio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Everyday it happens to me.I don't have any nerves left now quit bugging me.
2006-06-08 06:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by DreamWeaver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah. Unfortunately the Dr. will not prescribe Vicodin for that. I suggest massage therapy or perhaps just running for the hills.
2006-06-06 03:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by adieu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, and they wont let go of it - best thing to do is take yourself away from everyone and calm down. Sometimes feels like your gonna explode unless you shout, scream, hit a wall etc..
it gets better when you've had children, they are there and often you cant escape them
2006-06-06 01:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by schmushe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, today is such a day for me at work....not a person, but a system. It is driving me batty. I want to quit, commit hari kari....anything to get out of doing this damn job one more day!
2006-06-06 07:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That used to happen to me alot but I went and had a root canal and had that last nerve removed...so i am much more at peace now..you should try it. (alcohol helps too...lots and lots of alcohol)
:-)
2006-06-06 06:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by smilesfromred 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried saying I am sorry Mojo. When will we be able to put this behind us? ..... need a minute .... Okay, I am better. I really didn't mean it! .... need a moment ..... better now. Can't we just go back to the way we were?
2006-06-06 03:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by Airplanegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋