I dont have much money, my wife is in Canada right now....and so I am bored and lonely!
2006-06-06 01:16:53 · 14 answers · asked by swoody17 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Draw cool tattoo designs. Assemble an altar and begin worshipping ancient gods and goddesses. Dress like a bum and go see what's shaking at the local Mission. Go to the park and practice being a statue. Stand outside your house/apartment and solicit sex from everyone who walks by (someone is bound to agree), Invent a new way to cook Ramen noodles and beans. Draw angry pictures of celebrities being tortured and then destroy them out of shame. Send deeply heart-felt letters to people you randomly pick out of the phone book. Dress in your wives clothes, tuck your package, and dance around admireing yourself. Buy cheap malt liquor and have a good binge. Vandalize the neighborhood. Put on a ski-mask and go jogging, but act like someone is chasing you.
2006-06-06 01:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 19⤊ 2⤋
You could go on a nice walk around the city or the country. You could go to a movie. Or better yet, you could meditate and become more comfortable with your inner self, so that you are not feeling lonely! You could go to a place of worship, if you are religious, and then you would realize that you are never alone. But the most important thing is that you stay faithful to your wife!
2006-06-06 08:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the computer and get outside!! What about fishing? I dont know wher you are but it's going to be a nice day in Mass.
2006-06-06 08:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by tmac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ride your bike... or go to a lake and relax, just take a camping chair ... and a book... and some beverages and snacks.
2006-06-06 08:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by betterlife_travel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if yur wife is in canada then u should go get a hooker and get some poon
2006-06-06 08:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that you could do much different things like go for a walk ,think for a surprise for your wife(to impresion her)
2006-06-06 08:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by cesiana c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take in a matinee movie.
2006-06-06 08:19:55 · answer #7 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call a friend and go out for some drinks or to lunch. then just relax. you deserve it.
2006-06-06 08:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by littleluvkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go swimming and have a drink of apple vodka.....ummmm
2006-06-06 08:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by supernatural911409 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you're looking for a date.
2006-06-06 08:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by rowdygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋