My uncle is overweight and can't reach his penis to urinate, is there help(maybe device)?

Question

My uncle is overweight, he cannot see or get a good grasp of his penis.
When he tries to urinate he wets himself or the area around him. And he refuses to sit down saying the urine just gets all over him.

I was wondering if there is a device (hopefully something that is just a tube) to help him, because right now he uses toilet tissue tubes and we're hoping there's something out there that he can have and carry around with him. Something reusable.

It's very embarassing for him and uncomfortable for those of us around him who have to deal with the aftermath of spillage and (huge)wet spots on his pants.

Answer 1

A device u lookin 4 is 4 short term
maybe sit n pee can work too

But ultimately u gotta be lookin at weight reduction
Walking is a good starting point
Increase time / length of walk gradually

Diet very important .. see a dietician .. worth the effort
they study each case, body's metabolism / catabolism

Sure other healthy habits can help in this ... and more than anything else ... he can lead a HEALTHIER and LONGER life

--- best of luck, but just do something ... get started !

Answer 2

He sounds like a stubborn fool! What's he expect? Somebody to hold his weenie for him when he pees? (He's a real perv if that's the case!). If he sits down the pee shouldn't get all over him. Give him a stick and let him use that to make sure his dick is aimed in down in the toilet. Maybe he should take a bath or shower afterwards if he can't even shake it out when he's through (no wet spots on his pants then). There are a lot of fat guys in the world and most of them figure out how to pee! I still can't picture how his hands can't reach his dick...then again I sort of feel sorry for him if he can't jack off too! Your uncle is weird dude!

Answer 3

Homeopathic treatment to loose excessive fat and weight :-
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You can get homeopathic medicines from Major Herbal Shops and Homeopathic Stores and they are quite inexpensive.
Take Care and God Bless !

Answer 4

Here's one that meets all your criteria. It's a tube, reusable, and there will be only one more "wet spot" to clean up. It's a GUN! Obviously, other suggestions haven't worked to get him to drop a ton, so start with a threat, then action. He'll soon be a gonner either way. Plus, there's no reason to live if you can't get a good grip on junior.

Answer 5

That must be very difficult for him. I wonder if bathtub is an idea, until he can lose some of the weight. Then turn on the shower to wash off. All will be clean and so will he!
That is what I would do if I were living alone and no one else uses my shower.

Answer 6

Try fitting him with a catheter it is a tube that fits in the penis and has a bag that hangs to the side that is if it doesn't bother anyone to see it but that is the best choice I can give you. You can have his doctor make an appointment with a specialist to fit him with one and then you shouldn't have any more problems with that and he will be better off that way.l

Answer 7

try this: start at a sitting position, slightly standup, back up a bit, bend forward and point penis down at the toilet. He may need to practice a couple of times to get the right aim.
I hope this helps.

Answer 8

There is such a device available, it's called a urinal. It is a plastic, hand held jug that he can urinate into, then empty into the toilet, and yes it is re-usable. You can find these at any pharmacy.

Answer 9

Yeah tell Shamu to lose some weight.Start exercising and stop eating.If I was your uncle I would be stomping you into the ground for embarrassing me and yourself ,by posting this question.Wow what a great nephew or niece you are."Hey world, guess what!!,my uncle is a fat obese slob who pees all over himself and can't even reach his wanker to aim it"Apparently it runs in the family.He's a fat gutted buffoon,and your a fat headed nephew or niece.

Answer 10

get a balloon catherther inserter and he won't need to get up at all. Otherwise use a condom bag thingy- it uses a condom attached to a tube to transfer urine in a bag. But he should really try to lose weight.