Is there a question answerer good enough to answer my question without me even asking it?

Question

give it your best shot.....

Answer 1

The answer is no. You cannot get a Turkey pregnant by finishing inside of it. The turkey is already dead. And even if it wasn't, as soon as you put it in the oven, you kill all your man fluid. And people can't make baby turkey babies. So why don't you just put broth in your baster like the rest of us.

But could you imagine if you COULD make a Turkey baby? That would be f-in sweet.

GOBBLE GOBBLE!

Answer 2

1) Always bet on black, not red.
2) No, you will not find your true love this year.
3) The reason your pet dog has a tummy ache is because it went through the trash can and swallowed a discarded tampon.
4) Yes, your beloved grandmother is having an affair with the UPS delivery man, just as you have suspected.
5) No, those stains in your undies will not get washed out with a lot of bleach. So buy new undies and put the old ones on eBay or throw them away...unless if you are worried that the dog will eat those, too.

***If these did not answer your questions, then I must be reading the wrong mind, which means that somebody out there has some issues to be resolved.

Answer 3

If there's a question asker good enough to ask a question in anticipation of a question answerer answering it without them asking it then yes.

Answer 4

just go down all the way to the end of the block. take a left at the stop sign then go straight for a about 3 miles. you will see it on the left once u get to where that old grocery store use to be. its red and u will see my car out front. park by me then ill meet u outside.

Answer 5

The answer to your question is cold pizza, on the 4th of July, in South Beach.

Answer 6

I would if I could

but as an answerer to answer a question

.there has to be a question to be answered.

the question that is left unanswered is

--------what is the question

and are you a good enough questioner

to answer me that.

even with me asking it

futher more do you read what i am thinking

the answer to that would get me deleted

Answer 7

If you wanted me to answer your question which u havnt even asked then u should already know my answer without my answer...

Answer 8

Are you good enough to understand my answer without me answering it?

Answer 9

ok...the painless way to rid your back of all that thick black hair is to buy some nair and let that sit on your back for about a hour, then it will come right off.
but im not sure what to tell you about that oozing sore on your lip....you might have to go to a clinic for that.

Answer 10

Yes of course i love you, and no im not just saying that cause i feel bad for you...even though i do.

Answer 11

Will it rain tomarrow where I live?Yes it will.That is the question and your answer sir.