i have a huge dick and i wanna have sex with this girl but im 16 inches and i dont wanna hurt her because she weighs about 100 pounds should i have sex with her
2006-06-05 16:54:02 · 8 answers · asked by Hayden M 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
Ha! Ha! ha! You are kidding man! Your penis must be coming out of your underpants and half-pants. I just can't imagine! Ha! Ha! Ha!............
Well anyway for your problem try doggie style.
2006-06-05 18:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something tells me you are more in the "Micro Machines" league of penises.
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
2006-06-06 00:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by spookykid313 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
16 inches huh? I gotta see it to believe it. If she doesn't want it, let me have it.
Seriously it depends entirely on the girl, if she's into long d*cks then you wouldn't have any problem. If she's a virgin then it would be a both or either a pleasurable or hurting experience for her. Let's hope that it's both.
If you're in an open relationship an talks about anything, ask her. If not, then surprise her.
But you gonna know first if she's a virgin or not. If she's a virgin, you'd better be gentle with her, if not, then ram it up, she will love it.
Go on, have fun with her. sex is a great thing. Give it to her as long as she wants it too.
2006-06-06 01:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by BornToTry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that should be up to her; and if you haven't learned how to control that thing by now and not hurt someone then you should take some lessons on how to be gentle. Bigger is NOT always better. But it can be enjoyed if used properly
2006-06-06 00:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by crazyellowbird 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
16 inches....hmmmm.....that equals out to about 5 inches in real life
2006-06-06 00:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by l81ucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to her. You have to be very carefully otherwise you could make it uncomfortable for her. Why not wait until your married, what's the rush? You shouldn't do everything you "want" to do!
2006-06-06 00:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm... whats the diameter? Ask her about it. It might be a little wierd for you, 'cause some might stick out.
2006-06-06 00:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by magicwriter65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Yeah right you have 16 inches....................I don't believe you let me see...just kidding
2006-06-06 00:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by mellost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋