whats the funniest thing that has happened to you when you were drunk or stoned? once me and my friends were on a dock and spent an hour trying to get a sleeping bag out of the water because we thought there was a dead body in it. surprise! no dead body. the best part of being intoxicated is realizing the dumb **** you and your friends laughed at for hours. got any stories?
...i guess this one isnt for the straightedge kids, no disrespect.
2006-06-05 16:07:48 · 7 answers · asked by lia 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
a couple of nights ago i was at this party , and me and my friend needed to pee, but there was someone in the bathroom throwing up, so we went outside. we walked down by this tree and started to pee, but then this lady came out of her house and started staring....haha
oh yah, this one time in mexico we were drinking and my friend needed to pee so she went to close to the ocean and the water came up and got her boots wet
hahahahahahahahaha
2006-06-05 18:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
after an outdoor concert and party where it had been raining heavily with mud everywhere. everyone was pretty blasted on keg beer. while walking around, I got my shoe sucked off my foot in one particularly deep mud hole. i got home and made it as far as the porch where I woke up in the morning, still dressed from the night before. still wearing the same shoes...wait the shoes are different! When my shoe got sucked off my foot, I must have found someone else's shoe and put that on. the crazy part is I wear 12 1/2's and the odds of this happening....well, go figure.
2006-06-05 23:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by 知道 wo zhi dao 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i was stoned last week and i live by a lake great story okay. so its like 1-2 am and we are all drinkin and chillin and i gptta piss rite so i go up to the 40foot drop at the cove (which drops off at 40 ft) and i dropped mah pants infront of EVERYONE and i was standin on a rock . so i bent down about to take a piss and i just rolled off the rock and down the 4 an fell in the lake. i got out and went back over to my buddies and they were like hah ur to stoned to piss straight and of couse i had a dumb excuse cuz i was high as fcuk and i sez "oh i can see just fine there was just a snake crawlin up my pee pee" good lor i am on crack yup that my intoxication story of the week
2006-06-05 23:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by Cha Bang Bang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cousin and i were gettin stoned at the pier where i kept my boat. we were waiting for the sun to rise so we could go crabbing. there was a restaurant about 50 yards away, with a HUGE sign that read S E A F O O D
well, the D was burned out, so we spent two hours smokin weed and saying " SEAFOO", and laughing so hard i pulled a muscle in my back.
2006-06-05 23:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by badbilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, which story, I've got about 300.
After one big night in the Greek Islands, a group of about 10 friends tried to board the bus (at 6am) on the wrong side of the bus.
Here we all were standing on the wrong side of the road, wondering why there was no door opening in front of us....
We proceded getting back to the campsite and waking up guests by knocking on their tents (yes knocking)...
2006-06-06 02:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by backpacka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea,i was real drunk in a club when i realized some guy was licking my toes at the bottom of the table(with my shoe on)they were open toe...guessing he was drunk too,needless to say my guy friend wasn't to happy...
badbilly that's hilarious
2006-06-05 23:11:03 · answer #6 · answered by crystal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 80's were a blur..i woke up married....
2006-06-05 23:19:59 · answer #7 · answered by KT 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋