2006-06-05 14:44:20 · 3 answers · asked by im ur daddy 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The 3rd grade school teacher says," O.K. everybody, the word for today is fascinate, and you have to come up with a sentence using that word."
Little Cindy raises her hand and says,"I went to the zoo on Friday, and it was fascinating."
The teacher says, "That's nice but we want to use fascinate, not fascinating."
Larry raises his hand and says,"I went to a movie Saturday and I was fascinated."
The teacher says,"That's nice too, but we want to use fascinate."
Johnny extends his hand and says, " My sister has a shirt with 12 buttons on it but her **** are so big she can only fasten 8."
2006-06-05 15:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lani 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-05 22:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by Gary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the doctor do when his nurse was late?
2006-06-05 15:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by mikedotcom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋