2006-06-05 14:33:07 · 11 answers · asked by woman 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
The question is... did the chicken actually cross the road or the road shifted below the chicken. Its a matter of relativity.
2006-06-05 18:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL love this question...well!
DR SEUSS says
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
2006-06-05 22:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to work. Why wouldn't a chicken cross the road? We ain't scared.
2006-06-05 21:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a little sign, in chicken language, that said "cross here"
2006-06-06 07:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Colonel Saunders was chasing him.
2006-06-12 11:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by Garfield 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because an angry Swede was chasing him with a cleaver!
2006-06-05 21:35:48 · answer #6 · answered by jon_k1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because his beak was stuck up a crossing-guards @ss
2006-06-05 22:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by harder_to_kidnap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because i told him to and he's pretty much a sissy and does whatever I tell him
2006-06-05 21:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by Davey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To show raccoons it can be done.
2006-06-05 21:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by Tanker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For whatever reason it did.
2006-06-05 21:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by rogueleadr5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋