It must have to do with missing teeth?
2006-06-05 13:35:46 · 36 answers · asked by Cronus 3 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Because they are easier to catch, of course!
hehehe! You are too funny!
2006-06-05 13:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Again, everyone is wrong except me. When is the last time you heard of someone reporting having been abducted by aliens? Like "Tarantualism" in the late 16th c., nearly all people afflicted with this (clear) delusion are smart profession, or technically trained, or dependable people. Judges, Doctors, Lawyers, Police, Military types, reliable blue collar types, etc. People you trust. There is a reason for this, and I have a hypothesis. If you want to be overwhelmed by the brilliance of this "scared little girl" > spencer_hollander@ya........ I'll show ya how smart I am, and I am *not* scared of anything! My hypothesis is as sound as anything ever done by Newton to Einstein. Try me. I'm tired of the name-calling just b/c I'm smart and have a sophisticated command of the language, and an adult wit. I know I'm beautiful, and I bet I'm the smartest person in the world.
2006-06-05 13:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by StrawberryGash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only people who get abducted are the ones stupid enough to believe in aliens
2006-06-05 13:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by Natalie Rose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because smart people keep to them selfs when they do get abducted by aliens
2006-06-05 13:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by renato24d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe all the anal probes did some psychological damage. And as for the missing teeth, everybody collects souviniers, even aliens.
2006-06-11 01:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jade Ariana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... do you view them as stupid because they say they were abducted or were they stupid to begin with?
Oh, or third possibility- to the alien brain waves MAKE them stupid?
2006-06-05 13:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by Emmature 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Stupid people" make up more than 60% of the human population. And by that I mean at or below average intelligence...
its a matter of numbers man
2006-06-05 13:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually they abducted the smart ones but they drained all the smarts out of them and left only airhead filled bodies left behind
2006-06-05 13:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by blossomingcactus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the less intelligent one are returned to tell the tale.
The intelligent ones have their brains removed and are processed as alien consumer products or eaten as food.
2006-06-08 05:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by Richard 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its the stupid people that make up the alien stroys of them abducting them. thus, makeing them stupid.
2006-06-05 13:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best question ever lol. Maybe it's because their king drives a pick-up truck if you know what I mean.
2006-06-05 13:38:51 · answer #11 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋