There are a lot of REALLY funny stuff about him,...man you can laugh your a s s off while reading stuff like that. Go to www.ChuckNorrisfacts.com or google it.....and if you're here already,...put down a good one for the readers. Here's one for y'all:
When Chuck Norris falls into the water, he doesn't get wet,....water ets Chuck Norris
2006-06-05 11:52:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Chuck Norris tears have been known to cure cancer, to bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris sperm count is so high he once impregnated a man.
2006-06-05 11:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The 8 Ball thinks Chuck Norris is funny.
2006-06-05 18:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by C D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats you guy's problem with Chuck Norris? I like him.
2006-06-06 10:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by BoosGrammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked, "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is."
2006-06-05 19:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have encountered these many times, due to the constant shouting of them during english- that would be the tenth grade kids for you. I find them mildly amusing.
Is this advertising? Is it really a question anyway? Oh well. Ever heard of the dead baby joke cult? They have a following too : )
2006-06-05 18:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by Lizrd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I live about 35 minutes from the down he was born in, Wilson, Oklahoma. You can go to the funeral home in Wilson, and his picture is every where.
2006-06-05 18:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep try this one though bet you'll laugh even harder.
http://www.shutuptimmccarver.com/
2006-06-05 18:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by ecleeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your next question gonna be about those "NEW" dead baby jokes that are going around?
2006-06-05 18:57:07 · answer #8 · answered by sagacious_db 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes we have heard of them. its pretty old, yet always classic
2006-06-05 18:55:58 · answer #9 · answered by PhD from my dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theyre way old
2006-06-05 18:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by Best Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋