Finish this line...
2006-06-05 11:48:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Lawyer #1 - Look at those lights, they look dangerous. I'll bet I could sue and make a fortune
Lawyer #2 - Look at these workers, they look abused. I'll bet I could get a class-action suit going and make a fortune
Lawyer #3 - Look at these warning labels. They're incomplete! I'll bet I could consult and make a fortue
Reverend - Look at this white trash...I'll make a fortune!
2006-06-05 11:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by DougDoug_ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Response 1: Are we a joke?
Response 2: The first lawyer says "I work in the city's largest firm and we manage the assets of all of these employees." The second lawyer says, "well, I work in the country's largest firm and we manage the assets of the Wal-Mart management". The third lawyer said "well I work in the world's largest firm and we manage the assets of the whole company". The reverend said "well, I work in a small village church in China, and I take care of all of Wal-Mart's manufacturing division."
2006-06-05 12:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Cinnamon Alien 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reverend: omg walmart is taking over. going to walmart is a sin!
lawyers:we can't sue them because small business can't afford us
2006-06-05 11:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear: I'll be waiting at the front for you.
2006-06-05 11:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by poorboychristian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! None of us are close to as evil as this place...
2006-06-05 11:51:28 · answer #5 · answered by sagacious_db 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reverend: these men need a bible for 2.99.....
lawyers:he needs a women for 9.99...
2006-06-05 11:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by angelface 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! WTF??? Why are we here inside some stupid Yahoo! Question thing instead of being inside the stupid WalMart Store thing like we 're supposed to???
2006-06-05 11:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is my wife
2006-06-05 11:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by cesar r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋