Polls & Surveys - 28 July 2007

2007-07-28 04:20:31 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-28 04:18:49 · 16 answers · asked by alphatoodles 3

I see this a lot at work, someone has a Migraine or toothache and will ask someone if they have a darvocet or lortab. Have you ever given someone , i.e. relative, friend, co-worker one of your prescription pills? Have you yourself asked someone for one? I am guilty of both.

2007-07-28 04:18:33 · 10 answers · asked by vivib 6

If her husband is a dark horse?

2007-07-28 04:18:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have a 15 inch?

should i up grade my monitor to 19 wide screen ?

2007-07-28 04:16:59 · 15 answers · asked by I AM BACK 7

2007-07-28 04:15:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-28 04:15:01 · 16 answers · asked by angelicsinger 2

fruit

and vegetable

2007-07-28 04:14:30 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-28 04:13:48 · 42 answers · asked by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6

2007-07-28 04:11:44 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-28 04:11:33 · 10 answers · asked by barbwire 7

2007-07-28 04:10:56 · 17 answers · asked by 100% Italianಌ 4

2007-07-28 04:09:10 · 11 answers · asked by ~ 6

2007-07-28 04:08:55 · 20 answers · asked by b n r 2

2007-07-28 04:06:46 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ Shane ♥ 4

I think 24/7 has died, thank goodness, along with 'do lunch.'

2007-07-28 04:04:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6

2007-07-28 04:03:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6

2007-07-28 04:02:53 · 22 answers · asked by hello world 7

your other fav category on here



besides this!!!

2007-07-28 04:02:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

You get 10 points if u have the same as me!

2007-07-28 04:02:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have lots to do....but I am not moving too fast..... LOL!!

2007-07-28 04:02:11 · 26 answers · asked by Lori F 6

I know a lot of people who don't like plants or flowers in their home

I have a Bonsai Tree,

;-)

2007-07-28 04:00:30 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-28 03:59:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

That I always end up in P&S?? I have pets, I love music, I have family & relations.........is because it is fun.... ?

2007-07-28 03:59:55 · 5 answers · asked by Lori F 6

i still see my cartoon avatar and not the fairy one i put

2007-07-28 03:59:48 · 8 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7

Why can't you change it?? Especailly if you catch it right away!!

2007-07-28 03:56:39 · 7 answers · asked by Lori F 6

....it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon

2007-07-28 03:56:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

It does, as soon as it's dry. That's why you can't get dry glue out of the bottle.

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

I hope not.

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

No, I can't.

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

To demonstrate need.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

No, but it's possible to be partially total.

What's another word for thesaurus?

Synonym-finder.

If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?

No; then it's an example.

If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

No.

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Cardboard.

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

No, then you have double the problem.

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?

Sure -- if someone is there to hear it.

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

Only if he loses.

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Lanolin.

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

No, and neither should anyone else -- have you seen the ingredient list?!

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

No, since funeral processions never arrive at night.

What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?

Smile.

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Yes.

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?

Only if she sees it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Only if another personality calls for help.

Is there another word for synonym?

Yes -- check your thesaurus.

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Yes, but it is accurate.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Yes (they get printed before the strike).

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

No.

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

The beach, like the rest of us.

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Because people buy cat food, not cats.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

No. Mean flies call them "cripples".

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

No, they're afraid George Michael will try to sneak in.

If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Neither; he's dead.

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

They don't. They just use new ones, which only come sterile.


Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Because that's what their goggles were attached to, and they needed the goggles to fly.

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

No; there's nothing funny about clowns.

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Preferably.

What is the speed of dark?

Zero.

How come we never hear about gruntled employees?

Because there aren't any.

2007-07-28 03:54:48 · 21 answers · asked by mythbusters 3

i don't think so not in this world

2007-07-28 03:53:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Are you using it now?

2007-07-28 03:52:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous