翻譯以下的英文~關於NBA的-4

Question

請幫忙翻譯以下的英文~盡量不要用翻譯軟體翻= ="
謝謝~

With Georgetown playing tonight on ESPN vs. Alabama in the 2007 Pizza Hut Big East/SEC Invitational at 7 p.m. ET followed by the BIG EAST Allen Iverson-Carmelo Anthony duo led Denver Nuggets playing the L.A. Lakers at 9 p.m. ET, what better time than now to debut the best of the BIG EAST in the NBA?

This isn't the all-time BIG EAST in the NBA squad, so don't expect to see Jerry West, Dave Bing, Chris Mullin or Patrick Ewing (except as an assistant coach) below. And this isn't a celebration of the biggest names from the BIG EAST currently in the league (otherwise Alonzo Mourning and Dikembe Mutombo would be starters instead of on the Inactive List). This is the list of the five starters and seven bench players I would want on the court today if ACC Commissioner John Swofford called up Trangehese and said, "Hey Mike, let's go with my best guys against your best guys. Meet you in the park in an hour."

We'll continue this series in January once conference play begins with the ACC, Big Ten, Pac-10 and more.

Answer 1

翻那什麼鬼東西

Answer 2

~~☆♂死神奇樂~~☆♂

用翻譯軟體還說是自己.....無言

Answer 3

With Georgetown playing tonight on ESPN vs. Alabama in the 2007 Pizza Hut Big East/SEC Invitational at 7 p.m. ET followed by the BIG EAST Allen Iverson-Carmelo Anthony duo led Denver Nuggets playing the L.A. Lakers at 9 p.m. ET, what better time than now to debut the best of the BIG EAST in the NBA?
與今晚在 2007 比薩的 ESPN 和阿拉巴馬州比較上玩的喬治城住在茅舍在被被引導在東部時間下午 9 點玩洛杉磯湖魚的丹佛金塊的大東的艾倫 Iverson－Carmelo 的安東尼二重唱跟隨的東部時間下午 7 點是邀請的大的東方／SEC，什麼好的時間超過現在初次登場在全美籃球協會中大東方的最好？
This isn't the all-time BIG EAST in the NBA squad, so don't expect to see Jerry West, Dave Bing, Chris Mullin or Patrick Ewing (except as an assistant coach) below. And this isn't a celebration of the biggest names from the BIG EAST currently in the league (otherwise Alonzo Mourning and Dikembe Mutombo would be starters instead of on the Inactive List). This is the list of the five starters and seven bench players I would want on the court today if ACC Commissioner John Swofford called up Trangehese and said, "Hey Mike, let's go with my best guys against your best guys. Meet you in the park in an hour."
這不是全美籃球協會小隊全部時間的大東方，因此不期待見下面的傑瑞西方、大衛單人牢房、克里斯 Mullin 或帕特里克 Ewing（除了當做一個助理的教練之外）。 而且這在聯盟中現在不是出自大的東方的最大的名字慶祝. （否則 Alonzo 悲傷和 Dikembe Mutombo 將會是起動器而非在怠惰的目錄上） 這是這五個起動器的目錄和七個長椅子運動員如果自動燃燒控制委員約翰 Swofford 想起 Trange ，我今天將會在法院上想要
We'll continue this series in January once conference play begins with the ACC, Big Ten, Pac-10 and more.